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| 54306 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 1 | slideright | Dec 4, 2013 | 2013-12-04T03:33:48-0500 | On thee gulf coast we see a lot. What Cliches need to die? 1. Skulls 2. Rasta color themes 3. Carpis pant boardshorts |
| 54307 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 2 | 007 | Dec 4, 2013 | 2013-12-04T03:36:05-0500 | slideright wrote: 3. Carpis pant boardshorts Click to expand... not familiar with this one |
| 54308 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 3 | Salty | Dec 4, 2013 | 2013-12-04T03:44:15-0500 | I think he means "Capri" pants board shorts? Attached files |
| 54309 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 4 | Finward | Dec 4, 2013 | 2013-12-04T03:47:51-0500 | 1. a trite, stereotyped expression; a sentence or phrase, usually expressing a popular or common thought or idea, that has lost originality, ingenuity, and impact by long overuse, as sadder but wiser, or strong as an ox. 2. (in art, literature, drama, etc.) a trite or hackneyed plot, character development, use of color, musical expression, etc. 3. anything that has become trite or commonplace through overuse. |
| 54310 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 5 | slideright | Dec 4, 2013 | 2013-12-04T03:49:49-0500 | Or shorts over wetsuits |
| 54311 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 6 | Finward | Dec 4, 2013 | 2013-12-04T03:50:26-0500 | . Attached files Image processing. Refresh page to view |
| 54312 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 7 | Chilly Willy | Dec 4, 2013 | 2013-12-04T03:58:41-0500 | "Secret spot". I see so many photos out there where the caption reads "secret spot". Oh, cut it out. Is there really even a such thing as secret spot anymore? Maybe, maybe not... but it seems like everyone wants the coolness cred of having a secret spot and will post their GoPro photo footage and caption it "secret spot". It seems really cliche to me. It's even lamer around here where there's straight coastline with constantly shifting sandbars. It's not exactly a secret spot if you surfed L Street instead of J Street in Seaside Park. |
| 54313 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 8 | dogleg | Dec 4, 2013 | 2013-12-04T04:05:47-0500 | The word slide. I $%^$% hate that word. |
| 54315 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 9 | Finward | Dec 4, 2013 | 2013-12-04T04:13:49-0500 | Soul surfer |
| 54317 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 10 | 007 | Dec 4, 2013 | 2013-12-04T04:14:07-0500 | Salty wrote: I think he means "Capri" pants board shorts? Click to expand... oh, ya those are...not my style. |
| 54318 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 11 | slideright | Dec 4, 2013 | 2013-12-04T04:14:08-0500 | dogleg wrote: The word slide. I $%^$% hate that word. Click to expand... Wait a minute... |
| 54319 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 12 | dogleg | Dec 4, 2013 | 2013-12-04T04:19:21-0500 | Not a personal attack. I just can't stand it. Also, surfing in hats. |
| 54321 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 13 | SharkB8 | Dec 4, 2013 | 2013-12-04T04:21:13-0500 | Oh my. Those Capri shorts haven't been in my water I hope. That hipster s#*t could be contagious. |
| 54322 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 14 | slideright | Dec 4, 2013 | 2013-12-04T04:23:16-0500 | dogleg wrote: Not a personal attack. I just can't stand it. Also, surfing in hats. Click to expand... Speaking of Hats... When you buy a Stand Up Paddle board does it come with the mandated "surf hat"? |
| 54323 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 15 | SuperKool | Dec 4, 2013 | 2013-12-04T04:27:01-0500 | Spinners |
| 54324 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 16 | pilau | Dec 4, 2013 | 2013-12-04T04:38:01-0500 | The one that really gets me is the whole north shore warrior / alpha male / macho deal. maybe that's what it take to surf the beasts that lurk up there? but i've been out in some big stuff, and i'm not seeing any of those meatheads pushing themselves over the ledge. the whole tribal tat, macho deal ... no thanks |
| 54325 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 17 | Guest | Dec 4, 2013 | 2013-12-04T04:49:35-0500 | SUPS in the surf and Gliders |
| 54326 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 18 | weberrider | Dec 4, 2013 | 2013-12-04T05:19:33-0500 | Webbed paddling gloves gotta go. |
| 54327 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 19 | Chilly Willy | Dec 4, 2013 | 2013-12-04T05:24:23-0500 | dogleg wrote: Also, surfing in hats. Click to expand... The older I get, the thinner my hair gets, and the more I like surfing in a hat. It keeps my scalp from getting burned, and it's nice in the morning. (Don't worry though, I only wear it when doing spinners at my secret spot.) I definitely notice people looking at the hat when I first paddle out. However, the level of acceptance of my hat seems directly proportional to how I'm surfing, at least in my own head. If I'm surfing well, I feel like I've earned enough cred to wear what I please. If I'm surfing lousy that day, I feel like the hat is like the cherry atop a kook sundae. |
| 54330 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 20 | applekat | Dec 4, 2013 | 2013-12-04T09:01:18-0500 | Publix. ...oh..and 85 yr old Austrian neighbors. Despite the apple strudels. |
| 54332 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 21 | Jaimo | Dec 4, 2013 | 2013-12-04T09:39:43-0500 | "Puntable Ramps" "Watermen" "Legends" born after 1970 |
| 54333 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 22 | FirstPointEric | Dec 4, 2013 | 2013-12-04T09:49:15-0500 | dogleg wrote: Not a personal attack. I just can't stand it. Also, surfing in hats. Click to expand... I don't like that I have to surf with a hat. Frankly, I have a full head of hair but my forebearers have a predilection towards skin cancer, so a stupid hat is the best thing I can do to keep sun off my face. I also try to surf with something at least amusing on my noggin. http://projectalohahawaii.com/collections/accessories/products/bus-trucker I also always put my sunscreen on at least a half hour before I go out and let it soak in so it doesn't sweat out while getting into my suit and/or anticipation of getting into the water. Eric |
| 54334 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 23 | Ticowannabe | Dec 4, 2013 | 2013-12-04T10:09:08-0500 | dogleg wrote Also, surfing in hats. Click to expand... Like your hat E but i need more as evidenced.... DL wait til you get older and your face gets all cut on and burned...you might rethink the hat ...this is just the most recent one ...and there will be more for me. i like chilly's take on it...but i say f-it, i have paid my dues and have no need to be constrained by others fashion concepts... I will kook it up and geek it up as i please...just ask around hell chicks hardly ever look at guys over 50 much less 60 anyways... we are either invisible or father figures...and i am certainly not trying to attract dudes lucky i have a great woman who remembers when i was semi-cool Waterman is an old term that predates most of us...and it is appropriate for a few people, it is just overused on those that don't really qualify in my book Attached files Image processing. Refresh page to view |
| 54336 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 24 | FirstPointEric | Dec 4, 2013 | 2013-12-04T11:43:19-0500 | Ticowannabe wrote: dogleg wrote Also, surfing in hats. Click to expand... Like your hat E but i need more as evidenced.... DL wait til you get older and your face gets all cut on and burned...you might rethink the hat ...this is just the most recent one ...and there will be more for me. i like chilly's take on it...but i say f-it, i have paid my dues and have no need to be constrained by others fashion concepts... I will kook it up and geek it up as i please...just ask around hell chicks hardly ever look at guys over 50 much less 60 anyways... we are either invisible or father figures...and i am certainly not trying to attract dudes lucky i have a great woman who remembers when i was semi-cool Waterman is an old term that predates most of us...and it is appropriate for a few people, it is just overused on those that don't really qualify in my book Click to expand... Hear hear. Well said, John. My dad has had like 15 pre-cancerous lesions taken off his face, neck, back, shoulders, you name it. But then again, he lived in Hawaii in the 50s when he was a pretty white kid and 40 years before *real* sunscreen came into being. Added advantage: my friend Ray knows my hats. Ray's a longtime Malibu photog/videog (is that a word? ;^) who knows my hats and is decent about picking me out when a wave comes my way. Eric PS: Years ago, at Malibu, wearing my Playa del Carmen dive hat, lo-res frame grab from Ray. Attached files |
| 54337 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 25 | Ticowannabe | Dec 4, 2013 | 2013-12-04T12:26:18-0500 | Dive Aventuras? ya E i can see 5 places on that cheek that i have had cut or cauterized...and others that were just frozen a long vertical scar below but that almost meets up with the new one(both squamous), and three that were basil cell in the temple area...i have lost count if i try to add the forehead, other cheek, my neck, shoulders arms and back... hey another cliche' "getting old ain't for sissy's" ...but i have decided that it really is...those of us who have abused ourselves with sports are falling apart... the guys who never/rarely did sports are now runners because their knees still have life in them ...so i road bike now... it's all good...uh oh there's another one and then there's zephs boards |
| 54338 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 26 | Miles | Dec 4, 2013 | 2013-12-04T12:38:26-0500 | Damn it Eric! I've been waiting several years to see Ray's movie. Tell him to get off his ass and show us the goods! Oh and I wear an orange hat to scare people off of my shoulder. Would you hop on when a giant board and orange hatted clumsy kook is bearing down at you? err.....12 diet cokes in 16 hours...gotta step away from the keyboard... |
| 54339 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 27 | PeakMaster | Dec 4, 2013 | 2013-12-04T12:40:27-0500 | Chilly Willy wrote: "Secret spot". I see so many photos out there where the caption reads "secret spot". Oh, cut it out. Is there really even a such thing as secret spot anymore? Maybe, maybe not... but it seems like everyone wants the coolness cred of having a secret spot and will post their GoPro photo footage and caption it "secret spot". It seems really cliche to me. It's even lamer around here where there's straight coastline with constantly shifting sandbars. It's not exactly a secret spot if you surfed L Street instead of J Street in Seaside Park. Click to expand... |
| 54340 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 28 | PeakMaster | Dec 4, 2013 | 2013-12-04T12:41:37-0500 | dogleg wrote: The word slide. I $%^$% hate that word. Click to expand... Roger that. |
| 54341 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 29 | Surfertom | Dec 4, 2013 | 2013-12-04T12:48:29-0500 | Finward wrote: . Click to expand... hahahah. ST |
| 54342 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 30 | dogleg | Dec 4, 2013 | 2013-12-04T12:50:13-0500 | Re: Hats. Just kidding. Hats serve I functional purpose. I get that. I'm just saying that I tend not to trust 99% of the people who wear them |
| 54343 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 31 | PeakMaster | Dec 4, 2013 | 2013-12-04T12:56:29-0500 | The word "bitchin"... Steve Pezman Sam George Anything that comes out of the aforementioned respective mouths. Use of the term booties for wetsuit boots. The term(not the guy) dawn patrol The wearing of boots while surfing in a shorty or spring suit. Sunglasses while surfing The use of zinc oxide anywhere on one''s face post 2002 Surf "accents" |
| 54344 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 32 | Ticowannabe | Dec 4, 2013 | 2013-12-04T13:00:51-0500 | dogleg wrote: Re: Hats. Just kidding. Hats serve I functional purpose. I get that. I'm just saying that I tend not to trust 99% of the people who wear them Click to expand... and rightly so biatch!!...oh, another one |
| 54345 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 33 | dogleg | Dec 4, 2013 | 2013-12-04T13:05:50-0500 | :dude::dude::dude::dude::dude::dude: |
| 54346 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 34 | sc-longboarder | Dec 4, 2013 | 2013-12-04T13:11:50-0500 | narley hate it |
| 54348 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 35 | SMUKES | Dec 4, 2013 | 2013-12-04T13:48:14-0500 | Josh gave me a hat one time that said "slide the glide"... Fuck me. Who'd wear that. |
| 54350 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 36 | Chilly Willy | Dec 4, 2013 | 2013-12-04T13:57:31-0500 | PeakMaster wrote: Use of the term booties for wetsuit boots. Click to expand... +100000008675309 I can't stand that. Nothing makes me feel like more of a wuss than putting on my booties. |
| 54351 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 37 | Hogpants | Dec 4, 2013 | 2013-12-04T14:04:51-0500 | PeakMaster wrote: Surf "accents" Click to expand... Especially when said guy tells his buddy "Bro you should have been out (fill in the day of the week)it was epic!" |
| 54352 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 38 | Ticowannabe | Dec 4, 2013 | 2013-12-04T14:08:43-0500 | SMUKES wrote: Josh gave me a hat one time that said "slide the glide"... f#%k me. Who'd wear that. Click to expand... slide the glide ...isn't glide a personal lube Image processing. Refresh page to view better yet!!!! Brian Eno? Image processing. Refresh page to view |
| 54353 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 39 | dogleg | Dec 4, 2013 | 2013-12-04T14:21:15-0500 | SMUKES wrote: Josh gave me a hat one time that said "slide the glide"... f#%k me. Who'd wear that. Click to expand... I hope you set it on fire. |
| 54354 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 40 | icecreamheadache | Dec 4, 2013 | 2013-12-04T14:33:14-0500 | • Anything with Bob Marley on it. Anything. His legacy is getting creepier by the moment as his leach of a family does everything they can to extract that one last dollar out of his cancerous bones. • Sublime played at any volume. • The word "mysto" • The word combination "perfect wave" (unless you're shamelessly selling something to a non-surfing midwestern audience for personal gain in which case we'd all nod and go "yup, I'da done that shit too if I needed the cash and had a book/blog/article I needed to sell to the Cheboygan Times") • "Punt". Unless there is an -er after it because "punter" is still a good word. • The word "respect" as used in surf magazine or when uttered by twattish over-privileged kids acting tough after coming back from hawai'i or somewhere else with locals who don't actually show respect themselves... or by sensitive folks who use it as a way of rolling over and showing belly for thugs with bad '90s tribal tattoos (sorry hawai'i, a lot of your expat mokes are just dicks who listened to too much vanilla ice with a straight face back in '91). • People who surf really poorly with gopro mounts on the front of their boards. No, seriously, you will surf a lot better without the extra weight and distraction making you either pearl or miss every wave. • The word "hack" - unless you are a computer whiz. But I suspect computer whizzes have a new word for "hack" so you'll either sound like someone trying to sound computery or some jackass UCSB student getting all Spiccoli about that abrupt turn you tried to make just as the wave was closing out. • Dickheads like me who pick up every accent and every colloquialism they are presented with. ******* kids from Oregon have no business saying "bruh" or "güey" or "bloke" or "vale" or picking up horrible Irish brogues but yet we continue to do so at an alarming rate. I just met another one today at Silver Strand and as we tried to match each other's accents and lingoisms, shit … |
| 54355 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 41 | dingdong | Dec 4, 2013 | 2013-12-04T14:57:58-0500 | "funboard" |
| 54356 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 42 | Roy Stewart | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-04T19:00:28-0500 | HP |
| 54357 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 43 | SuperKool | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-04T22:24:57-0500 | icecreamheadache wrote: • People who surf really poorly with gopro mounts on the front of their boards. No, seriously, you will surf a lot better without the extra weight and distraction making you either pearl or miss every wave. Click to expand... I dont see why a good surfer would want one either, so boring, but the only people I see with them are kooks anyway. |
| 54358 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 44 | PeakMaster | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-04T22:28:03-0500 | SMUKES wrote: Josh gave me a hat one time that said "slide the glide"... f#%k me. Who'd wear that. Click to expand... ...complete with sunglasses on a Croakie and zinc oxide on the nose and lips. Picture that. |
| 54359 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 45 | SeniorGrom | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-04T22:47:43-0500 | Most things related to the hipster fashion statement. Especially the "painted-on" jeans. My wife says the young guys can wear those because they have no muscles in their legs. |
| 54360 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 46 | Mizrachi | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-04T23:02:42-0500 | 1. The term "sick" when used to describe anything other than being ill. 2. Me hooting my buddies into 2' closeouts. |
| 54361 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 47 | sc-longboarder | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-04T23:09:45-0500 | hey brah, needs to go |
| 54362 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 48 | slideright | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-04T23:31:16-0500 | applekat wrote: Publix. ...oh..and 85 yr old Austrian neighbors. Despite the apple strudels. Click to expand... Dont ever speak ill of the Publix! |
| 54363 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 49 | Finward | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T00:01:50-0500 | Sick brah Fully sick Fully sick brah ( only ever heard this in Australia ) I say bitchin' and I know I need to stop unless it's used to reference the wife/girlfriend complaining |
| 54365 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 50 | FirstPointEric | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T00:11:24-0500 | Mizrachi wrote: 1. The term "sick" when used to describe anything other than being ill. 2. Me hooting my buddies into 2' closeouts. Click to expand... I'd whole-heartedly agree with #1, but honestly, is there anything better than hooting your buddies into 2' closeouts? I think not. Eric |
| 54366 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 51 | SeniorGrom | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T00:30:41-0500 | I still like gnarley, but I never know how to spell bra, bruh, brah, brudda, bruduh, bro. It's probably just a substitute for the guys real name because you can't remember. We do need to quit with the booties. |
| 54367 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 52 | Mizrachi | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T01:14:26-0500 | FirstPointEric wrote: Mizrachi wrote: 1. The term "sick" when used to describe anything other than being ill. 2. Me hooting my buddies into 2' closeouts. Click to expand... I'd whole-heartedly agree with #1, but honestly, is there anything better than hooting your buddies into 2' closeouts? I think not. Eric Click to expand... Ha, true. It's good times. And those stoic or angry people who I'm offending somehow need to chill. |
| 54369 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 53 | PeakMaster | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T01:28:43-0500 | Mackin...is it even a word? |
| 54370 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 54 | Chilly Willy | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T01:48:56-0500 | Here's something cliche: I've been noticing a reoccurring phenomenon of surf video clips where the first 75% of the video is footage of traveling to the beach, driving, suiting up slowly, waxing, etc. I know "the journey" is a big part of the surf experience, but sometimes you just want to see some surfing, damnit! I say cut to the chase. If you REALLY want to include footage of suiting up and waxing, at least do it at 3x speed so we don't have to sit through it all, maybe with the Benny Hill theme overdubbed and a star wipe transition into the surfing footage. Really though, it seems that most surf shorts have 75% traveling, 10% surfing, then 15% closing credits. (And 200% horrible indie rock as the soundtrack.) (Edit: I've got to admit that when I first got a digital camera, I started making little film shorts just to try it out. One of my first shorts was exactly this cliche, but worse. It was 90% driving to the beach, 10% putting on my wetsuit, and I just stuck some music over top of it. LAME!!! Way to blueball the audience with everything leading up to surfing, but no actual surfing.) |
| 54371 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 55 | Leftovers | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T02:01:55-0500 | Chilly Willy wrote: "Secret spot". I see so many photos out there where the caption reads "secret spot". Oh, cut it out. Is there really even a such thing as secret spot anymore? Maybe, maybe not... but it seems like everyone wants the coolness cred of having a secret spot and will post their GoPro photo footage and caption it "secret spot". It seems really cliche to me. It's even lamer around here where there's straight coastline with constantly shifting sandbars. It's not exactly a secret spot if you surfed L Street instead of J Street in Seaside Park. Click to expand... Agree 100%. Internet boasting. BUT, I like when a spot "feels" secret. Speaking of that area, I love going to IBSP and walking through the poison ivy to find a nice working sandbar with no ugly boardwalk or houses on the beach. |
| 54372 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 56 | nedsurf | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T02:11:05-0500 | When I hear ¨secret spot¨I think of female anatomy |
| 54373 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 57 | Gretsch | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T02:46:52-0500 | Let's say good night to the GoPro mounted on the nose of your board pointed back at you. Unless you are Daize Shayne surfing with your 2 y/o, I'm probably not gonna be interested. |
| 54374 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 58 | dingdong | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T02:48:50-0500 | people who spell stoked as "stocked" |
| 54375 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 59 | Killafornia | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T03:19:36-0500 | "Oldschool" |
| 54377 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 60 | hullogfish | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T03:45:56-0500 | I used to hate the surfing in hats thing. Smash cut to me being 30, male pattern baldness setting in, and a 34 year old friend getting stuff burned off his skin from going shirtless all the time, I now wear a Shity hat on tiny summer days when duck diving isn't a concern. My bald head at 50 will thank me for being a kook, I think. |
| 54379 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 61 | jscottk | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T03:56:43-0500 | I totally agree with the "sick" as a description of anything vaguely challenging. Whoah! I got a C on my basic math test...ssssiiiiicccckkk! funboard = mid length Stoked = Nice guy to surf with Go Pro = narcissismX100 and or I have no girl/boy friend who will film me from the beach. There is nothing you will ever see that will improve your surfing more then watching footage shot from the beach, from the nose of your board, not so much. |
| 54380 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 62 | mgarbutt | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T04:06:10-0500 | The phrase "So how's the swell today?" first off we are on the east coast, swell is a word rarely used in our vocabulary. If you are asking how the 6 sec wind slop is then its about knee high!!! |
| 54381 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 63 | dogleg | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T04:13:21-0500 | Colorful wetsuits. |
| 54385 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 64 | RIer | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T04:17:17-0500 | Surf films that are edited like music videos. I want to see the whole wave, paddle in to finish. |
| 54386 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 65 | happyahab | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T04:43:47-0500 | I 2nd that. Why cut out the part that shows how someone caught the wave? What angle they came in at? Did they drop late/early? |
| 54387 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 66 | Chilly Willy | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T04:53:02-0500 | RIer wrote: Surf films that are edited like music videos. I want to see the whole wave, paddle in to finish. Click to expand... I third it. Same goes for showing a clip where someone busts a huge air or some kind of crazy move but cuts to another scene just before the wipeout happens. It doesn't count if you don't land it! |
| 54388 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 67 | Ticowannabe | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T04:55:22-0500 | Me, just about to turn 60...as a full cliche'... big uncool hat, long sleeve rash guard in the tropics...and yes booties...f'n booties...they were booties when used for diving, before they became surf apparel (could hardly call these boots) i don't hate the name but do hate wearing them...i never thought it was possible to have both the sharpest rocks i have ever walked on and the slipperiest rocks be one and the same as it seems impossible to be both...but that's how it is here. Oh ya and a 7'4 midlength "funboard" von sol and it is worth being a cliche kook in full regalia in order to get out in this at least to me it is..you are welcome... in advance... for me not sharing my surfing pics |
| 54389 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 68 | PeakMaster | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T04:56:42-0500 | Old Guys Rule. Nun's Beach stickers on the back of your vehicle. Ron Jon's anything. That stupid f#%king Shaka hand gesture that most douchebags feel compelled to display in any picture taken of them within a 5 mile radius of the beach. Attached files |
| 54390 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 69 | Mango Bill | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T04:57:13-0500 | hullogfish wrote: I used to hate the surfing in hats thing. Smash cut to me being 30, male pattern baldness setting in, and a 34 year old friend getting stuff burned off his skin from going shirtless all the time, I now wear a s&*ty hat on tiny summer days when duck diving isn't a concern. My bald head at 50 will thank me for being a kook, I think. Click to expand... It will and mohs surgery on your scalp sucks big time,take it from someone who has been there,still hate surfing in a hat mango bill |
| 54391 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 70 | Chilly Willy | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T05:06:05-0500 | Leftovers wrote: Agree 100%. Internet boasting. BUT, I like when a spot "feels" secret. Speaking of that area, I love going to IBSP and walking through the poison ivy to find a nice working sandbar with no ugly boardwalk or houses on the beach. Click to expand... You're right! That area at least feels semi secret. Funny you say that though... it's right there for me, but I've only actually surfed there twice. Maybe I'll give it a go one of these days. (Oops! Maybe that's why people don't give up their secret spots.) |
| 54392 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 71 | PeakMaster | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T05:07:43-0500 | http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u77bjO5UwFk&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Du77bjO5UwFk |
| 54393 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 72 | jscottk | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T05:08:15-0500 | Cliches I want to see go away for awhile surf movies that have the line(s) Surfing saved my life Its freedom, pure freedom its used to be just a handful of us out there Somewhere in Mexico Any shot of a toe headed teenager sitting waiting for a flight to Bali And any movie that starts out with a shot from the airplane looking over the wing.. |
| 54394 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 73 | Ticowannabe | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T05:08:35-0500 | Mango Bill wrote: hullogfish wrote: I used to hate the surfing in hats thing. Smash cut to me being 30, male pattern baldness setting in, and a 34 year old friend getting stuff burned off his skin from going shirtless all the time, I now wear a s&*ty hat on tiny summer days when duck diving isn't a concern. My bald head at 50 will thank me for being a kook, I think. Click to expand... It will and mohs surgery on your scalp sucks big time,take it from someone who has been there,still hate surfing in a hat mango bill Click to expand... yep, two mohs surgeries on my face and counting... seems we get more response on things we don't like than on things we like on here |
| 54395 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 74 | Chilly Willy | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T05:11:32-0500 | Sooooo... the takehome from this whole thread so far is that I am, in many ways, a cliche kooky surfer. Wupah! |
| 54396 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 75 | nedsurf | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T05:16:14-0500 | Can´t believe we made it to 4 pages without ¨party wave¨ |
| 54397 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 76 | dogleg | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T05:18:57-0500 | Urban surfing. |
| 54399 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 77 | SMUKES | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T05:29:06-0500 | Looking pensive or melancholic while wasting time doing the funest shit ever and not working. Thank you Thomas Campbell. |
| 54400 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 78 | PeakMaster | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T05:32:02-0500 | dogleg wrote: Urban surfing. Click to expand... It's a very real thing if you surf in any of the following: Asbury Park, Atlantic City, Long Beach,NY....hell I'll even throw Wildwood in there. |
| 54401 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 79 | SMUKES | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T05:32:08-0500 | And the shaka thing is dead on, and reggae and prettymuch the whole enchalada. |
| 54402 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 80 | SMUKES | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T05:33:40-0500 | In summary: Rob Machado |
| 54403 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 81 | PeakMaster | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T05:34:55-0500 | Any Hawaiian expressions or words unless your a native of the State of Hawaii. |
| 54404 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 82 | dogleg | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T05:37:33-0500 | Exotification of urban surfing. Motorcycle surf shops. Fins with graphics. 6oz. |
| 54406 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 83 | dingdong | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T05:45:53-0500 | the guys in the parking lot complaining about how its too small to get wet and its not worth their time...yet two hour laters they're still standing around looking at the lineup |
| 54407 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 84 | Salty | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T05:50:50-0500 | I'm a total surf cliché and kook. Anyone that knows me can attest to that. Shaka brah! |
| 54408 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 85 | Ticowannabe | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T06:02:30-0500 | Im going to go with: "What are people who sit on computers and want to tell other people what is cool or not cool", for 1000 Alex judging from previous entries "cool" must be a cliche' too right? and yes this post makes me part of the group above |
| 54411 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 86 | Wade In The Waves | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T06:36:28-0500 | Stewart surfboards and kooks. People that think they are true patriots because they wear skinny jeans, and grow a mustache and are hipsters. Please, serve your country first before acting like you are something. Young surfers taking over all the good breaks with their buddies because they live at home and live off their parents when they are adults. Some ofus have jobs or would he that good too. |
| 54412 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 87 | hullogfish | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T06:40:47-0500 | Wade In The Waves wrote: Stewart surfboards and kooks. People that think they are true patriots because they wear skinny jeans, and grow a mustache and are hipsters. Please, serve your country first before acting like you are something. Young surfers taking over all the good breaks with their buddies because they live at home and live off their parents when they are adults. Some ofus have jobs or would he that good too. Click to expand... Is this a shot at Mason? |
| 54413 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 88 | slideright | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T07:07:28-0500 | SMUKES wrote: In summary: Rob Machado Click to expand... The wanderer... Sleeping in tent with a full on catered camera crew. Big Wave charger movies and dudes talking about risks. |
| 54414 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 89 | pilau | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T07:11:16-0500 | wow.. you guys are GROUCHY |
| 54415 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 90 | pefa | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T07:11:42-0500 | Chilly Willy wrote: Here's something cliche: I've been noticing a reoccurring phenomenon of surf video clips where the first 75% of the video is footage of traveling to the beach, driving, suiting up slowly, waxing, etc. I know "the journey" is a big part of the surf experience, but sometimes you just want to see some surfing, damnit! I say cut to the chase. If you REALLY want to include footage of suiting up and waxing, at least do it at 3x speed so we don't have to sit through it all, maybe with the Benny Hill theme overdubbed and a star wipe transition into the surfing footage. Really though, it seems that most surf shorts have 75% traveling, 10% surfing, then 15% closing credits. (And 200% horrible indie rock as the soundtrack.) (Edit: I've got to admit that when I first got a digital camera, I started making little film shorts just to try it out. One of my first shorts was exactly this cliche, but worse. It was 90% driving to the beach, 10% putting on my wetsuit, and I just stuck some music over top of it. LAME!!! Way to blueball the audience with everything leading up to surfing, but no actual surfing.) Click to expand... i second this one, kinda reminds me of the pool guy showing up knocking on the door at the beginning of a porn flick...... |
| 54416 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 91 | Ticowannabe | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T07:46:44-0500 | pilau wrote: wow.. you guys are GROUCHY Click to expand... I know, right? ....oooops |
| 54417 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 92 | SeniorGrom | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T07:46:52-0500 | Maybe it's OK to be a cliche. I'm hoping so, because without it I might not have an identity. It's why I like that video posted a few weeks ago with the British comedian (surfer). I've always thought the "surf shop" is like the barber shop of old where all us kooks, thinking we're Greg Noll or Dora, show up for therapy. |
| 54418 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 93 | Mango Bill | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T07:47:48-0500 | Ugg boots on adult males |
| 54419 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 94 | SeniorGrom | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T07:56:09-0500 | How long do you have to wear a trucker hat before the brim gets frayed? Maybe you are supposed to use sandpaper at home when it's new. |
| 54420 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 95 | pilau | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T08:05:38-0500 | SeniorGrom wrote: How long do you have to wear a trucker hat before the brim gets frayed? Maybe you are supposed to use sandpaper at home when it's new. Click to expand... They sell em pre-frayed. I shit you not. |
| 54423 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 96 | walkingtheplank | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T09:40:01-0500 | 1. cockeyed trucker hats in the line-up. 2. the fist pound 3. brah, shacked, slotted 4. standoffish narcissistic attitudes 5. the "bro deal" 6. localism of any kind |
| 54425 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 97 | SMUKES | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T10:32:23-0500 | Localizm works. |
| 54426 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 98 | pilau | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T10:36:41-0500 | yeah, i prefer localism. unregulated crowded spots are hazardous. makaha is way safer than waikiki |
| 54428 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 99 | dogleg | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T10:49:44-0500 | hullogfish wrote: Wade In The Waves wrote: Stewart surfboards and kooks. People that think they are true patriots because they wear skinny jeans, and grow a mustache and are hipsters. Please, serve your country first before acting like you are something. Young surfers taking over all the good breaks with their buddies because they live at home and live off their parents when they are adults. Some ofus have jobs or would he that good too. Click to expand... Is this a shot at Mason? Click to expand... Mason Dyer |
| 54429 | 569 | Surf Cliches that need to die | 100 | walkingtheplank | Dec 5, 2013 | 2013-12-05T10:50:07-0500 | guess i like the kook spots better then |
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