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| 352835 | 22193 | Ericson Ecstacy | 1 | SoftScrambledSkeggs | Jun 2, 2025 | 2025-06-02T13:29:09-0400 | Trimmers, glide lords, shredmen, lend me your ears! I have come across a fountain of truth, an Excalibur of hotwired and handshaped provenance that has imbued a calcified, slowly-greying wizard with the spritely pop of youth, a fizzly anticipation in his loins at the thought of another romp, a blabbersome advocacy shouted from the sand dunes and digital mountaintops of this fine spinning orb. My friends, the Lite Kite by Ellis Ericson might be the best board I've ever ridden. My only complaint is that I now have to reconcile a quiver full of dust-catchers that feel antiquated, bloated, unfit for their position in my racks next to something that just definitively outperforms without compromise. The cost is steep, but the mechanics were immediate, the barrier of entry lower than a mid-May tide, and the source being tapped is of the purest distillate. I am Stella, and my groove hath returned! I dedicate this thread to those seeking, those who have found, and a forum to discuss a conceptualist landing body blows to the status quo. And all with an affable, openminded and collaborative humor. I'm distracted by the 2nd, 3rd, 5th board my minds' eye is envisioning coming out of a solar-powered AUS tin shed to be enjoyed across the grobe. Gentlebros, discuss. |