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| 39675 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 1 | PaulJensen | Jun 17, 2012 | 2012-06-17T14:10:59-0400 | Bigger Boards It’s hard to NOT come to the conclusion that nearly all longboard surfers these days are just dressing up in the same old, tired costume. Their boards are so generic, so retro, so focused on cosmetics, so unimaginative, so truly NOT custom. Not that they realize this of course. What the average Joe is riding is so disheartening. In many ways it’s only hurting them, but at least they don’t know it, proof that God is kind. So, what is the problem? An insightful friend pointed out to me that most surfers today have some sort of ‘X’ length formula burned into their brain. It states something to the effect that they feel ‘OK’ about riding a 9-0 at age 35. It’s safe, not too prone to ridicule…All based on what the ‘culture’ tells them is OK. At age 40, they compensate upwards to a 9-6, and continue upward. Just add 4†for every birthday over 40. This is the most basic situation in the ever-aging surfing population. And even with that being the case, do you EVER see anything different for this huge mass of surfers? Never. What is culturally acceptable, not personally interesting, is what determines personal board choice. If you step outside this culturally accepted ‘norm’, watch out. What? A guy with something different? Take your average aging surfer, liking longer boards but not really having the skills to ride like David N. on the nose. I fall into that category. I love the glide and trim of longer boards, but I’ve never hung ten, rarely five. How about you? Anyone else want to raise their hand? So, why is it? There are few forward thinkers in the surfing world, maybe even less so in the ranks of your common shaper. Unimaginative shapers, all replicating someone else’s tired ideas from 10-30 years ago. If left to the shapers out there, your average 45 year old will be riding the same board in 2045 as he is today. If the surf culture en masse started experimenting, the average guy’s surfing would improve. So too, would sha… |
| 39676 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 2 | SMUKES | Jun 17, 2012 | 2012-06-17T15:21:00-0400 | Yeah, well ... it is after all a longboard forum... I guess I have no idea what the ultimate point here is. I ride short to long as waves and moods dictate, I can assure you it's not based on any fashion or glide addiction for that matter. Uhh, well, carry on then. |
| 39678 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 3 | Guest | Jun 17, 2012 | 2012-06-17T15:50:45-0400 | 6'6" to 12'. One fin, twin keels, quads, twinzers, 5 fin Bonzers. Wide point back of center, forward of center, IN the center. The conditions dictate what I ride. (As long as it's not some 3rd world pop out molded garbage) |
| 39680 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 4 | Miles | Jun 17, 2012 | 2012-06-17T16:00:15-0400 | 7'1" V1 to 12' GP. I am stuck in a single fin rut though |
| 39685 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 5 | RATZAX | Jun 17, 2012 | 2012-06-17T16:25:06-0400 | Do you applaud when you look in the mirror? |
| 39686 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 6 | PaulJensen | Jun 17, 2012 | 2012-06-17T16:37:32-0400 | f#%k yeah...!!!... It's true, I do... I made it through another day... |
| 39688 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 7 | Roy Stewart | Jun 18, 2012 | 2012-06-17T20:42:07-0400 | PaulJensen wrote: Bigger Boards I’m not talking about 17’ boards or anything in that range…Human scale here. Click to expand... Paul it seems that you are as hidebound as those you are criticising. In any case, whatever do you mean by 'human scale' and why do you think that it stops at 12 feet? . |
| 39689 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 8 | Roy Stewart | Jun 18, 2012 | 2012-06-17T20:58:45-0400 | 13'9" .. over the Jensen limit? In my opinion you see 12 feet as the limit because your longer boards are too narrow and thick, and have the wrong plan shapes for their length. |
| 39694 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 9 | SMUKES | Jun 18, 2012 | 2012-06-18T02:10:57-0400 | I just can't say enough about this ignore button... Try it, you'll like it! |
| 39696 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 10 | 515 | Jun 18, 2012 | 2012-06-18T02:18:47-0400 | 5'8" to 10'. sixty years old I agree with Veterano. Conditions dictate what I ride. |
| 39702 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 11 | Guest | Jun 18, 2012 | 2012-06-18T05:09:15-0400 | Agree with Veterano and others. Conditions dictate craft ridden. Lots of surfing up in Olympia eh...? |
| 39703 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 12 | SMUKES | Jun 18, 2012 | 2012-06-18T05:24:03-0400 | Thank God this guy and his "insightful friend" are up there in Oly looking out for "nearly all the longboard surfers these days." Who wants to head out get a re-purposed paddleboard? Anybody? It's avant-garde? Thank you Paul, thank you Roy. Keeping it real for the rest of us. Fucking classic. Matching foil hats I'd bet. |
| 39704 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 13 | RATZAX | Jun 18, 2012 | 2012-06-18T05:52:04-0400 | SMUKES wrote: Thank God this guy and his "insightful friend" are up there in Oly looking out for "nearly all the longboard surfers these days." Who wants to head out get a re-purposed paddleboard? Anybody? It's avant-garde? Thank you Paul, thank you Roy. Keeping it real for the rest of us. f#%king classic. Matching foil hats I'd bet. Click to expand... |
| 39708 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 14 | dewey | Jun 18, 2012 | 2012-06-18T06:34:20-0400 | SMUKES wrote: Thank God this guy and his "insightful friend" are up there in Oly looking out for "nearly all the longboard surfers these days." Who wants to head out get a re-purposed paddleboard? Anybody? It's avant-garde? Thank you Paul, thank you Roy. Keeping it real for the rest of us. f#%king classic. Matching foil hats I'd bet. Click to expand... Now that's funny..Matching foil hats Hahaha... dewey |
| 39710 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 15 | Silk123 | Jun 18, 2012 | 2012-06-18T06:46:14-0400 | It’s hard to NOT come to the conclusion that nearly all longboard surfers these days are just dressing up in the same old, tired costume. Their boards are so generic, so retro, so focused on cosmetics, so unimaginative, so truly NOT custom. Not that they realize this of course. What the average Joe is riding is so disheartening. In many ways it’s only hurting them, but at least they don’t know it, proof that God is kind. Click to expand... This is the same, tired, generic argument against longboarders. And its actually really easy to use this forum and its archives to prove this argument is just a load of crap. |
| 39712 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 16 | SMUKES | Jun 18, 2012 | 2012-06-18T07:19:16-0400 | It dawns on me that Roy eschews the use of foil as it leads to alzheimer's and other baked potato born illnesses. |
| 39713 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 17 | SMUKES | Jun 18, 2012 | 2012-06-18T07:23:20-0400 | Perhaps matching Viking style helmets... "Spear and magic helmet!" ... "Spear and maaaaaaagic hellllllllmet!" |
| 39715 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 18 | Latte | Jun 18, 2012 | 2012-06-18T08:16:57-0400 | Actually I like hearing about different takes on it. However it could have been done differently. |
| 39718 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 19 | Surfertom | Jun 18, 2012 | 2012-06-18T09:34:18-0400 | My observation here is Paul Jensen just put his thoughts about his board and about riding it. Not touting "his way is the only way" type hype, as Roy often does. THEN. Roy comes along and bangs on Paul for not adhering to his prescribed way of thinking, proving he just can't leave such a thread alone. And t-h-e-n, some of you other guys start banging on Paul for saying what he seems to truly enjoy and throwing trash talk his way. Paul didn't do a "Roy". He didn't tell anyone they were wrong-headed in their designs, Paul just said what he liked! Roy, get out of this and try, just try, to not hijack the thread. We all know you are a great craftsman and might likely keep remembering that about you if you just would put a little humility where your mouth goes in cases like this. Paul did not say you have bad shapes. Paul didn't bring you up at all. You other guys, Good Lord RELAX, a little more understanding and happy vibes toward Paul, who though not totally my sort of shapes, does display a very good level of craftmanship. ST |
| 39719 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 20 | Guest | Jun 18, 2012 | 2012-06-18T09:42:18-0400 | |
| 39720 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 21 | jbb | Jun 18, 2012 | 2012-06-18T09:43:30-0400 | Surfertom wrote: My observation here is Paul Jensen just put his thoughts about his board and about riding it. Not touting "his way is the only way" type hype, as Roy often does. THEN. Roy comes along and bangs on Paul for not adhering to his prescribed way of thinking, proving he just can't leave such a thread alone. And t-h-e-n, some of you other guys start banging on Paul for saying what he seems to truly enjoy and throwing trash talk his way. Paul didn't do a "Roy". He didn't tell anyone they were wrong-headed in their designs, Paul just said what he liked! Roy, get out of this and try, just try, to not hijack the thread. We all know you are a great craftsman and might likely keep remembering that about you if you just would put a little humility where your mouth goes in cases like this. Paul did not say you have bad shapes. Paul didn't bring you up at all. You other guys, Good Lord RELAX, a little more understanding and happy vibes toward Paul, who though not totally my sort of shapes, does display a very good level of craftmanship. ST Click to expand... "LIKE" |
| 39721 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 22 | Guest | Jun 18, 2012 | 2012-06-18T10:17:49-0400 | Matched set: Attached files Image processing. Refresh page to view |
| 39727 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 23 | Roy Stewart | Jun 18, 2012 | 2012-06-18T12:21:34-0400 | Surfertom wrote: My observation here is Paul Jensen just put his thoughts about his board and about riding it. Not touting "his way is the only way" type hype, as Roy often does. THEN. Roy comes along and bangs on Paul for not adhering to his prescribed way of thinking, proving he just can't leave such a thread alone. And t-h-e-n, some of you other guys start banging on Paul for saying what he seems to truly enjoy and throwing trash talk his way. Paul didn't do a "Roy". He didn't tell anyone they were wrong-headed in their designs, Paul just said what he liked! Roy, get out of this and try, just try, to not hijack the thread. We all know you are a great craftsman and might likely keep remembering that about you if you just would put a little humility where your mouth goes in cases like this. Paul did not say you have bad shapes. Paul didn't bring you up at all. You other guys, Good Lord RELAX, a little more understanding and happy vibes toward Paul, who though not totally my sort of shapes, does display a very good level of craftmanship. ST Click to expand... It's not an emotional issue it's a design issue, stop being so EMO and it will increase your clarity of mind. Paul and I have been conversing about surfboards for a long time, he'll handle it well I'm sure. Apart from the 12 foot 'cutoff' notion I agree with Paul, most 'long boarders' are hidebound mal riders, and we all know that mals are shortboards. They have little understanding of the principles and practice of long boarding. Now let's see some 17 footers, since the length was mentioned as not being of 'human scale' ... does anyone know of more than one? |
| 39729 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 24 | Kaholo | Jun 18, 2012 | 2012-06-18T12:54:26-0400 | SMUKES wrote: I just can't say enough about this ignore button... Try it, you'll like it! Click to expand... When you're right you're right Attached files |
| 39730 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 25 | Guest | Jun 18, 2012 | 2012-06-18T13:09:11-0400 | Veterano wrote: Matched set: Click to expand... fvck!! why didn't I have that rig for INVASION! ? |
| 39731 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 26 | SMUKES | Jun 18, 2012 | 2012-06-18T13:26:21-0400 | You see that "you have chosen..." So Fucking satisfying. |
| 39736 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 27 | unfrozencaveman | Jun 18, 2012 | 2012-06-18T16:13:06-0400 | Paul = Roy As Rodney king = VPC that's fairly obvious right? |
| 39737 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 28 | PaulJensen | Jun 18, 2012 | 2012-06-18T16:13:30-0400 | Here in the PNW, copper foil hats are Da Kine...Copper keeps the ultra low frequency vibrations from getting through and messing with your mind...I've helped build meditation rooms that were solid copper and am one of the few who truly understand...Most of the time I have a copper foil hat on...Aluminum foil is for the crazies...I'm not crazy... My biggest board...13'5"... Getting back to the original post...Hate on it (or me)if it makes you feel better, I don't care one way or another...I thought this forum was unlike the erBB...That's what my friend Tom Burns told me...But there seems to be some crossover, another place for the anonymous to hide behind a screen name... |
| 39738 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 29 | unfrozencaveman | Jun 18, 2012 | 2012-06-18T16:20:45-0400 | [No message] |
| 39739 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 30 | unfrozencaveman | Jun 18, 2012 | 2012-06-18T16:21:18-0400 | unfrozencaveman wrote: Paul = Roy As Rodney king = VPC that's fairly obvious right? Click to expand... |
| 39740 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 31 | unfrozencaveman | Jun 18, 2012 | 2012-06-18T16:23:09-0400 | I don't really care. I think I'm going to NZ after all Sometime And Hawaii this fall. |
| 39741 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 32 | kiwi | Jun 18, 2012 | 2012-06-18T17:24:04-0400 | Meditation can be a trip. Me and ex did it together a few times. The first time we tried it i saw a list of words file past my vision and then one word got real big,"COSMETICS". I laughed when it happened. She asked what i was laughing about, i told her and she said she had been thinking about the list of stuff she would need to make her own line of chemical free cosmetics. Spooky. |
| 39742 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 33 | Roy Stewart | Jun 18, 2012 | 2012-06-18T17:27:50-0400 | PaulJensen wrote: My biggest board...13'5"... Getting back to the original post...Hate on it (or me)if it makes you feel better, I don't care one way or another...I thought this forum was unlike the erBB...That's what my friend Tom Burns told me...But there seems to be some crossover, another place for the anonymous to hide behind a screen name... Click to expand... I agree with you Paul, and when you wrote it there were certainly less big boards around. . |
| 39743 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 34 | SMUKES | Jun 18, 2012 | 2012-06-18T18:03:15-0400 | Paul, dude... Ride whatever blows your skirt up. It's just the coming across as enlightened and subsequent blathering on about the majority and whatnot then the martyrdom chaser... |
| 39744 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 35 | Roy Stewart | Jun 18, 2012 | 2012-06-18T18:29:14-0400 | Members of the herd always insist that they are individuals, they are never going to like it being pointed out that they are individuals who exhibit herd behaviour. |
| 39747 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 36 | Guest | Jun 19, 2012 | 2012-06-19T00:15:38-0400 | Roy Stewart wrote: Members of the herd always insist that they are individuals, they are never going to like it being pointed out that they are individuals who exhibit herd behaviour. Click to expand... classic! you just admitted to being a member of the herd!!!! |
| 39748 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 37 | PaulJensen | Jun 19, 2012 | 2012-06-19T00:20:09-0400 | Image processing. Refresh page to view Size matters... |
| 39749 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 38 | Finward | Jun 19, 2012 | 2012-06-19T01:34:05-0400 | gnar gnar wrote: Roy Stewart wrote: Members of the herd always insist that they are individuals, they are never going to like it being pointed out that they are individuals who exhibit herd behaviour. Click to expand... classic! you just admitted to being a member of the herd!!!! Click to expand... No no no Gnar don't you realize that once you accept Roy's doctrine of surf then his own words no longer apply. So say'ith the Roy |
| 39750 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 39 | RATZAX | Jun 19, 2012 | 2012-06-19T01:41:19-0400 | :shock:... with an autograph no less!!!!!!!!!! We have a new level of grandeur in our midst |
| 39751 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 40 | PaulJensen | Jun 19, 2012 | 2012-06-19T01:59:10-0400 | Grandeur...???...I'm going all in... I'm sure others are curious of your contributions to the craft... |
| 39752 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 41 | Guest | Jun 19, 2012 | 2012-06-19T02:15:54-0400 | PaulJensen wrote: Grandeur...???...I'm going all in... I'm sure others are curious of your contributions to the craft... Click to expand... is mike cummin's skitsofrantic "art" playing optic tango with my eyes or is it Paul's contribution to "the craft"...holy sh!t that template looks strange on the nose of that particle board sculpture!! |
| 39753 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 42 | nedsurf | Jun 19, 2012 | 2012-06-19T02:26:16-0400 | Guess I'm missing something cause I'm not sure why you all are busting Paul's chops. |
| 39754 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 43 | 515 | Jun 19, 2012 | 2012-06-19T02:33:38-0400 | unfrozencaveman wrote: Paul = Roy As Rodney king = VPC that's fairly obvious right? Click to expand... Yes. |
| 39755 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 44 | PaulJensen | Jun 19, 2012 | 2012-06-19T03:04:24-0400 | It's amusing when people you don't even know, hate you... Right Roy...???... Have a nice day...!!!... |
| 39756 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 45 | little AL | Jun 19, 2012 | 2012-06-19T03:10:36-0400 | nedsurf wrote: Guess I'm missing something cause I'm not sure why you all are busting Paul's chops. Click to expand... Thank you Don. I was thinking the same thing then it dawned on me. This is the new Longboard.net. We lost the old one a few years back. |
| 39757 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 46 | Gretsch | Jun 19, 2012 | 2012-06-19T03:16:52-0400 | PaulJensen wrote: Grandeur...???...I'm going all in... I'm sure others are curious of your contributions to the craft... Click to expand... Cummins rules. Sarah Utter's work is AMAZING! One of the many perks of living in Oly. We have a luvvly S.Utter painting on our livingroom wall. Bought on the super-cheap. She also shreds the bass (check Western Hymn sunday night @ The Brotherhood!!!). |
| 39758 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 47 | RATZAX | Jun 19, 2012 | 2012-06-19T03:43:48-0400 | I will have to check around to find links to her artwork. I agree her work on that board is fantastic! I also admit they are beautiful surfboards.Very nice work Paul. |
| 39759 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 48 | Gretsch | Jun 19, 2012 | 2012-06-19T03:50:33-0400 | RATZAX wrote: I will have to check around to find links to her artwork. I agree her work on that board is fantastic! I also admit they are beautiful surfboards.Very nice work Paul. Click to expand... http://www.buyolympia.com/q/Artist=Sarah+Utter http://www.sarahutter.com |
| 39760 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 49 | SMUKES | Jun 19, 2012 | 2012-06-19T04:01:55-0400 | little AL wrote: nedsurf wrote: Guess I'm missing something cause I'm not sure why you all are busting Paul's chops. Click to expand... Thank you Don. I was thinking the same thing then it dawned on me. This is the new Longboard.net. We lost the old one a few years back. Click to expand... Old coffee always tastes bitter when re-heated |
| 39762 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 50 | Silk123 | Jun 19, 2012 | 2012-06-19T05:02:59-0400 | It's amusing when people you don't even know, hate you... Right Roy...???... Have a nice day...!!!... Click to expand... Nobody hates you. You post(s) came across as arrogant and pompous and you got called out on it. Pretty simple. And I'm sure you knew that you would get these responses when you made your first post. If you didnt, then you should have. And now your playing the victim. Way to go. |
| 39763 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 51 | Guest | Jun 19, 2012 | 2012-06-19T05:19:06-0400 | Silk123 wrote: It's amusing when people you don't even know, hate you... Right Roy...???... Have a nice day...!!!... Click to expand... Nobody hates you. You post(s) came across as arrogant and pompous and you got called out on it. Pretty simple. And I'm sure you knew that you would get these responses when you made your first post. If you didnt, then you should have. And now your playing the victim. Way to go. Click to expand... yup. |
| 39764 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 52 | dewey | Jun 19, 2012 | 2012-06-19T05:31:57-0400 | gnar gnar wrote: Silk123 wrote: It's amusing when people you don't even know, hate you... Right Roy...???... Have a nice day...!!!... Click to expand... Nobody hates you. You post(s) came across as arrogant and pompous and you got called out on it. Pretty simple. And I'm sure you knew that you would get these responses when you made your first post. If you didnt, then you should have. And now your playing the victim. Way to go. Click to expand... yup. Click to expand... YUP...YUP...YUP dewey |
| 39767 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 53 | nedsurf | Jun 19, 2012 | 2012-06-19T07:39:16-0400 | SMUKES wrote: little AL wrote: nedsurf wrote: Guess I'm missing something cause I'm not sure why you all are busting Paul's chops. Click to expand... Thank you Don. I was thinking the same thing then it dawned on me. This is the new Longboard.net. We lost the old one a few years back. Click to expand... Old coffee always tastes bitter when re-heated Click to expand... Or it can be bitter when brewed, doesn't necessarily have to be reheated. It all depends on how you do it. |
| 39768 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 54 | Silk123 | Jun 19, 2012 | 2012-06-19T07:50:08-0400 | SMUKES wrote: [quote] little AL wrote: [quote][b] nedsurf wrote: [/b][quote]Guess I'm missing something cause I'm not sure why you all are busting Paul's chops.[/quote] Thank you Don. I was thinking the same thing then it dawned on me. This is the new Longboard.net. We lost the old one a few years back. [/quote] Old coffee always tastes bitter when re-heated[/quote] Or it can be bitter when brewed, doesn't necessarily have to be reheated. It all depends on how you do it.[/quote] Some people like it bitter. How long can we keep this analogy up? Click to expand... |
| 39769 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 55 | Roy Stewart | Jun 19, 2012 | 2012-06-19T08:02:05-0400 | Silk123 wrote: It's amusing when people you don't even know, hate you... Right Roy...???... Have a nice day...!!!... Click to expand... Nobody hates you. You post(s) came across as arrogant and pompous and you got called out on it. Pretty simple. And I'm sure you knew that you would get these responses when you made your first post. If you didnt, then you should have. And now your playing the victim. Way to go. Click to expand... 1) Just because Paul doesn't adopt the usual 'humblebum' manner of the clone herd does not make him arrogant or pompous. 2) He's right about the monoculture in long boarding and the mentality surrounding it. 3)Paul is not 'playing the victim'... he says that he finds the response to be amusing. 4)Paul does not equal Roy. . |
| 39770 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 56 | SMUKES | Jun 19, 2012 | 2012-06-19T08:02:47-0400 | Coffee is a brew better bitter when brewed not reheated. |
| 39771 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 57 | nedsurf | Jun 19, 2012 | 2012-06-19T08:03:49-0400 | Silk123 wrote: SMUKES wrote: [quote] little AL wrote: [quote][b] nedsurf wrote: [/b][quote]Guess I'm missing something cause I'm not sure why you all are busting Paul's chops.[/quote] Thank you Don. I was thinking the same thing then it dawned on me. This is the new Longboard.net. We lost the old one a few years back. [/quote] Old coffee always tastes bitter when re-heated[/quote] Or it can be bitter when brewed, doesn't necessarily have to be reheated. It all depends on how you do it.[/quote] Some people like it bitter. How long can we keep this analogy up? Click to expand... I'm having reheated coffee right now, along with a caramel Tootsie Roll Pop, very good combination. Click to expand... |
| 39772 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 58 | Roy Stewart | Jun 19, 2012 | 2012-06-19T08:04:35-0400 | Gretsch wrote: PaulJensen wrote: Grandeur...???...I'm going all in... I'm sure others are curious of your contributions to the craft... Click to expand... Cummins rules. Sarah Utter's work is AMAZING! One of the many perks of living in Oly. We have a luvvly S.Utter painting on our livingroom wall. Bought on the super-cheap. She also shreds the bass (check Western Hymn sunday night @ The Brotherhood!!!). Click to expand... :dude: |
| 39773 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 59 | Roy Stewart | Jun 19, 2012 | 2012-06-19T08:08:17-0400 | gnar gnar wrote: Roy Stewart wrote: Members of the herd always insist that they are individuals, they are never going to like it being pointed out that they are individuals who exhibit herd behaviour. Click to expand... classic! you just admitted to being a member of the herd!!!! Click to expand... Lay off the alcohol, your logic is slipping even further. If all members of set A do X it doesn't mean that doing X makes one a member of set A. . |
| 39774 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 60 | SMUKES | Jun 19, 2012 | 2012-06-19T08:11:57-0400 | Better is the bitter brew when brewed and not re-heated. The swords of Roy and other toys with judgement oft impeded, make fodder for the message board as did Paul afore he retreated. |
| 39775 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 61 | Roy Stewart | Jun 19, 2012 | 2012-06-19T08:14:49-0400 | Cartel Lackey ^ |
| 39777 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 62 | Guest | Jun 19, 2012 | 2012-06-19T08:31:46-0400 | Roy, you're quite the assuming type! you have no idea what, or how much of what I consume. on that note, once I drank old coffee that had a layer of mold on the top. I poorer it from a pot into a mug. heated the mug in the microwave. after i finished the cup i went to make more , discovered the mold then vowed never to drink old coffee ever again. |
| 39778 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 63 | Latte | Jun 19, 2012 | 2012-06-19T08:40:23-0400 | gnar gnar wrote: on that note, once I drank old coffee that had a layer of mold on the top. I poorer it from a pot into a mug. heated the mug in the microwave. after i finished the cup i went to make more , discovered the mold then vowed never to drink old coffee ever again. Click to expand... Thats good...Life is to short to drink 'bad' coffee. |
| 39779 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 64 | Latte | Jun 19, 2012 | 2012-06-19T08:43:14-0400 | SMUKES wrote: Old coffee always tastes bitter when re-heated Click to expand... I had to read this out loud to get it...but then again I'm tired and got out twice today already. Paul I welcome your thoughts (No Tim, not in a drum circle kind of way ,I'm no hippy) I'd like to see your pics, hear your dims and rocker ect...20" in anything over 11' sounds narrow so I'm curious. |
| 39780 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 65 | SMUKES | Jun 19, 2012 | 2012-06-19T08:44:01-0400 | SMUKES wrote: Better is the bitter brew when brewed and not re-heated. The swords of Roy and other toys with judgement oft impeded, make fodder for the message board as did Paul afore he retreated. Click to expand... Your welcome. |
| 39781 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 66 | Roy Stewart | Jun 19, 2012 | 2012-06-19T08:46:58-0400 | SMUKES wrote: SMUKES wrote: Better is the bitter brew when brewed and not re-heated. The swords of Roy and other toys with judgement oft impeded, make fodder for the message board as did Paul afore he retreated. Click to expand... Your welcome. Click to expand... It's 'you're' you illiterate person. :? |
| 39782 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 67 | nedsurf | Jun 19, 2012 | 2012-06-19T08:47:24-0400 | SMUKES wrote: Better is the bitter brew when brewed and not re-heated. The swords of Roy and other toys with judgement oft impeded, make fodder for the message board as did Paul afore he retreated. Click to expand... I'm in awe, guess you're not just another pretty face. |
| 39783 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 68 | OCSURFER32 | Jun 19, 2012 | 2012-06-19T08:54:34-0400 | Ruff crowd You would think he started a post about a dancing dog or something on a LONGBOARD message board :shock: |
| 39786 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 69 | little AL | Jun 19, 2012 | 2012-06-19T10:06:09-0400 | I"m joining 70sSanO. |
| 39804 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 70 | Finward | Jun 20, 2012 | 2012-06-20T02:31:09-0400 | Jammer! Is a apology in Afrikaans |
| 39808 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 71 | B.O.S.S | Jun 20, 2012 | 2012-06-20T05:43:43-0400 | little AL wrote: nedsurf wrote: Guess I'm missing something cause I'm not sure why you all are busting Paul's chops. Click to expand... Thank you Don. I was thinking the same thing then it dawned on me. This is the new Longboard.net. We lost the old one a few years back. Click to expand... Well said AL. |
| 39810 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 72 | SuperKool | Jun 20, 2012 | 2012-06-20T06:55:20-0400 | PaulJensen wrote: Bigger Boards It’s hard to NOT come to the conclusion that nearly all longboard surfers these days are just dressing up in the same old, tired costume. Their boards are so generic, so retro, so focused on cosmetics, so unimaginative, so truly NOT custom. Not that they realize this of course. What the average Joe is riding is so disheartening. In many ways it’s only hurting them, but at least they don’t know it, proof that God is kind. So, what is the problem? An insightful friend pointed out to me that most surfers today have some sort of ‘X’ length formula burned into their brain. It states something to the effect that they feel ‘OK’ about riding a 9-0 at age 35. It’s safe, not too prone to ridicule…All based on what the ‘culture’ tells them is OK. At age 40, they compensate upwards to a 9-6, and continue upward. Just add 4†for every birthday over 40. This is the most basic situation in the ever-aging surfing population. And even with that being the case, do you EVER see anything different for this huge mass of surfers? Never. What is culturally acceptable, not personally interesting, is what determines personal board choice. If you step outside this culturally accepted ‘norm’, watch out. What? A guy with something different? Take your average aging surfer, liking longer boards but not really having the skills to ride like David N. on the nose. I fall into that category. I love the glide and trim of longer boards, but I’ve never hung ten, rarely five. How about you? Anyone else want to raise their hand? So, why is it? There are few forward thinkers in the surfing world, maybe even less so in the ranks of your common shaper. Unimaginative shapers, all replicating someone else’s tired ideas from 10-30 years ago. If left to the shapers out there, your average 45 year old will be riding the same board in 2045 as he is today. If the surf culture en masse started experimenting, the average guy’s s… |
| 39811 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 73 | RATZAX | Jun 20, 2012 | 2012-06-20T07:59:48-0400 | SuperKool wrote: PaulJensen wrote: Bigger Boards It’s hard to NOT come to the conclusion that nearly all longboard surfers these days are just dressing up in the same old, tired costume. Their boards are so generic, so retro, so focused on cosmetics, so unimaginative, so truly NOT custom. Not that they realize this of course. What the average Joe is riding is so disheartening. In many ways it’s only hurting them, but at least they don’t know it, proof that God is kind. So, what is the problem? An insightful friend pointed out to me that most surfers today have some sort of ‘X’ length formula burned into their brain. It states something to the effect that they feel ‘OK’ about riding a 9-0 at age 35. It’s safe, not too prone to ridicule…All based on what the ‘culture’ tells them is OK. At age 40, they compensate upwards to a 9-6, and continue upward. Just add 4†for every birthday over 40. This is the most basic situation in the ever-aging surfing population. And even with that being the case, do you EVER see anything different for this huge mass of surfers? Never. What is culturally acceptable, not personally interesting, is what determines personal board choice. If you step outside this culturally accepted ‘norm’, watch out. What? A guy with something different? Take your average aging surfer, liking longer boards but not really having the skills to ride like David N. on the nose. I fall into that category. I love the glide and trim of longer boards, but I’ve never hung ten, rarely five. How about you? Anyone else want to raise their hand? So, why is it? There are few forward thinkers in the surfing world, maybe even less so in the ranks of your common shaper. Unimaginative shapers, all replicating someone else’s tired ideas from 10-30 years ago. If left to the shapers out there, your average 45 year old will be riding the same board in 2045 as he is today. If the surf culture en masse started experimen… |
| 39813 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 74 | SuperKool | Jun 20, 2012 | 2012-06-20T08:45:45-0400 | I think it would be tough to argue that there's not a lot of innovation going on within the 4' to 10' range these days, although perhaps within certain limits. Anything over 10' is often not even considered because they TURN LIKE SHIZNIT! There's more to surfing than wave count...at least for some of us that aren't named roy...and there's this thing called the curl, you may not always get back out to the lineup with dry hair when you flirt with it but...well, Paul has left the building anyway. Was that better Rat? More like my snooty self lol. You gonna be surfin this weekend? I was in SC last weekend, fri and monday were fun at pleasure. Might end up going rafting or hiking with a friend who is in town but of course if I have my way I'll be at the beach. |
| 39815 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 75 | RATZAX | Jun 20, 2012 | 2012-06-20T09:28:58-0400 | It was good at Indian in the AM. Had some LOOOONG rights. Surfed the south end and the waves held up nicely. Got a long cheater 5. Never had a clean nose ride but some long clean rides. Gonna Try for Sat or Sun AM Sold The ITP for $650 it was just sitting since I got the Levitator |
| 39817 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 76 | Roy Stewart | Jun 20, 2012 | 2012-06-20T10:03:55-0400 | SuperKool wrote: Anything over 10' is often not even considered because they TURN LIKE SHIZNIT! Click to expand... Only because they are badly designed by almost everyone. . |
| 39818 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 77 | Kaholo | Jun 20, 2012 | 2012-06-20T10:08:25-0400 | Nice! Attached files Image processing. Refresh page to view |
| 39819 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 78 | Roy Stewart | Jun 20, 2012 | 2012-06-20T10:28:11-0400 | SuperKool wrote: there's this thing called the curl, you may not always get back out to the lineup with dry hair when you flirt with it but... Click to expand... 12 feet of wood. All this bleating about how bad big boards and SUP's are is just a pathetic hidebound attempt to stifle innovation via social censuring, it smacks of the Simmons attitude. Image processing. Refresh page to view . |
| 39821 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 79 | RATZAX | Jun 20, 2012 | 2012-06-20T10:55:08-0400 | |
| 39822 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 80 | SuperKool | Jun 20, 2012 | 2012-06-20T11:23:31-0400 | I've been through this before with you roy I respect your take on updating the olo and yes you can get tubed on anything...blah blah blah...just because everyone gives you crap for your semi-valid contributions doesn't mean that all other shapes are worthless get over it and open YOUR mind! |
| 39823 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 81 | SuperKool | Jun 20, 2012 | 2012-06-20T11:27:22-0400 | And if you wanna claim that your boards or any other board over 10 ft turns better than a thruster then just shut up. Sorry ya'll, the sake is getting to me. Commence alcohol lecture from roy... |
| 39825 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 82 | Roy Stewart | Jun 20, 2012 | 2012-06-20T11:32:15-0400 | 1) I've never said that all other shapes are worthless. 2) It's not true that everyone gives me crap.. only a few persistent trolls do that. 3)Mal riders were happy to have a wave catching advantage, but now some of you bleat when more capable equipment shows up. |
| 39826 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 83 | Roy Stewart | Jun 20, 2012 | 2012-06-20T11:34:53-0400 | SuperKool wrote: And if you wanna claim that your boards or any other board over 10 ft turns better than a thruster then just shut up. Sorry ya'll, the sake is getting to me. Commence alcohol lecture from roy... Click to expand... Don't post when drunk. you are mixing apples and pears and oranges... i.e. designer, length, and fin system. Thus your post makes no sense. As for turning, mals are tail pivoters, an inherently poor system in my opinion. . |
| 39828 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 84 | SuperKool | Jun 20, 2012 | 2012-06-20T11:47:44-0400 | Roy Stewart wrote: SuperKool wrote: And if you wanna claim that your boards or any other board over 10 ft turns better than a thruster then just shut up. Sorry ya'll, the sake is getting to me. Commence alcohol lecture from roy... Click to expand... Don't post when drunk. you are mixing apples and pears and oranges... i.e. designer, length, and fin system. Thus your post makes no sense. As for turning, mals are tail pivoters, an inherently poor system in my opinion. . Click to expand... for god sake at least I only do it once in a while and apparently you're the only one left who is not bored by this site when they're sober...but anyway tail pivoting is inferior why? it's sure a lot tighter though right? and where are the vids/pics of you shooting spray? for those of you who have employed the ignore option, ignore me its ok I've mostly been trying to ignore myself lately too...but I'd take just one of my bodysurfing rides at pleasure monday over roy's crap...so I guess that's a little bit simmonsy for a noserider isn't it roy...me and 99.99999% of surfers are just slaves to propaganda and you've got it all figured out...who'd figure you'd still be a dbag??? |
| 39829 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 85 | SuperKool | Jun 20, 2012 | 2012-06-20T11:56:27-0400 | watch and learn moron I like my coffee with tons of baileys in it |
| 39830 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 86 | Roy Stewart | Jun 20, 2012 | 2012-06-20T11:58:02-0400 | SuperKool wrote: Roy Stewart wrote: SuperKool wrote: And if you wanna claim that your boards or any other board over 10 ft turns better than a thruster then just shut up. Sorry ya'll, the sake is getting to me. Commence alcohol lecture from roy... Click to expand... Don't post when drunk. you are mixing apples and pears and oranges... i.e. designer, length, and fin system. Thus your post makes no sense. As for turning, mals are tail pivoters, an inherently poor system in my opinion. . Click to expand... tail pivoting is inferior why? it's sure a lot tighter though right? Click to expand... Tail pivoting on longboards requires walking to get into trim again, this is inherently inefficient. the design features which promote it are detrimental to ease, accuracy of turning and turn radius while in trim.. just for a start. Tail pivoting does allow tighter turns, but is detrimental to longer turns. and where are the vids/pics of you shooting spray? Click to expand... Spray shooting should, for turning efficiency, be minimised. The assumption that the goal of turning is 'throwing spray' is a retarded, outdated trick surfing based paradigm, and is in my opinion another example of the herd mentality which Paul was talking about. . |
| 39831 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 87 | Roy Stewart | Jun 20, 2012 | 2012-06-20T12:01:20-0400 | SuperKool wrote: watch and learn moron I like my coffee with tons of baileys in it Click to expand... That's a short boarding video, it is irrelevant. . |
| 39834 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 88 | SuperKool | Jun 20, 2012 | 2012-06-20T12:03:50-0400 | Roy Stewart wrote: SuperKool wrote: Roy Stewart wrote: SuperKool wrote: Click to expand... Click to expand... Tail pivoting does allow tighter turns, but is detrimental to longer turns. and where are the vids/pics of you shooting spray? Click to expand... Spray shooting should, for turning efficiency, be minimised. The assumption that the goal of turning is 'throwing spray' is a retarded, outdated trick surfing based paradigm, and is in my opinion another example of the herd mentality which Paul was talking about. . Click to expand... nobody was talking about tail pivoting longboards, which is usually deployed to get back in position for a good noseride. I'm not saying shooting spray is the end all be all, but it allows them to remain closer to the curl in a mushy section than "longer turns" right? |
| 39835 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 89 | SuperKool | Jun 20, 2012 | 2012-06-20T12:06:11-0400 | Roy Stewart wrote: SuperKool wrote: watch and learn moron I like my coffee with tons of baileys in it Click to expand... That's a short boarding video, it is irrelevant. . Click to expand... ok, not "worthless" just irrelevant? didn't they become relevant when I introduced them to the argument? |
| 39836 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 90 | Finward | Jun 20, 2012 | 2012-06-20T12:13:09-0400 | DAMIT someone quoted him! This is like a Amish person telling you their horse and buggy is the most efficient transportation. |
| 39837 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 91 | nedsurf | Jun 20, 2012 | 2012-06-20T12:29:45-0400 | I ignored a Roy it seems silent and calm now peace with a mouse click |
| 39839 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 92 | rapier_96 | Jun 20, 2012 | 2012-06-20T13:43:44-0400 | Roy Stewart Tail pivoting on longboards requires walking to get into trim again, this is inherently inefficient. Click to expand... Yeah, but it's fun though. Don't forget Roy, that's what it's all about. Fun, Fun, Fun |
| 39841 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 93 | Roy Stewart | Jun 20, 2012 | 2012-06-20T14:24:00-0400 | SuperKool wrote: Roy Stewart wrote: SuperKool wrote: watch and learn moron I like my coffee with tons of baileys in it Click to expand... That's a short boarding video, it is irrelevant. . Click to expand... ok, not "worthless" just irrelevant? didn't they become relevant when I introduced them to the argument? Click to expand... You just posted a short board video without any argument at all, if you think that the video is relevant in some way then please explain why. . |
| 39842 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 94 | Roy Stewart | Jun 20, 2012 | 2012-06-20T14:26:06-0400 | Finward wrote: This is like a Amish person telling you their horse and buggy is the most efficient transportation. Click to expand... The horse and buggy could well be the most efficient transportation, but in other respects the analogy is not at all apt, as you'd soon find out if we surfed at the same breaks. . |
| 39843 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 95 | Roy Stewart | Jun 20, 2012 | 2012-06-20T14:29:57-0400 | rapier_96 wrote: Roy Stewart Tail pivoting on longboards requires walking to get into trim again, this is inherently inefficient. Click to expand... Yeah, but it's fun though. Don't forget Roy, that's what it's all about. Fun, Fun, Fun Click to expand... Surely it is up to the individual rider to decide what it is 'all about' rather than determination via some official industry consensus ... Face it you lot are malibu icecream stick board walking clones, who moan when your surfing world is confronted with vehicles which are higher in the food chain. . |
| 39844 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 96 | jonzer | Jun 20, 2012 | 2012-06-20T14:50:52-0400 | Roy. Could you post a video of the following: 1. You (or anyone on one of your boards) actually making it out of a barrel. 2. Someone other than you surfing one of your boards.. While your at it, are there any independent reviews of your boards by a respected surfer? While no one questions your wood working skills, your biased puffery and hyper-technical (and seemingly supported only by you) claims do not seem to be convincing anyone that the boards perform well. |
| 39845 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 97 | rapier_96 | Jun 20, 2012 | 2012-06-20T14:52:45-0400 | malibu icecream stick board walking clones . Click to expand... I looked that up, it wasn't in the dicktionary |
| 39848 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 98 | Jaimo | Jun 20, 2012 | 2012-06-20T15:07:06-0400 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFzXaFbxDcM&feature=youtube_gdata_player |
| 39851 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 99 | Roy Stewart | Jun 20, 2012 | 2012-06-20T16:50:04-0400 | Jonzer what you are asking is essentially 'are your boards industry approved?' and to that the answer is no... they are industry censured. Regarding respected surfers: respected by whom? Barrel wise I've had plenty on them. |
| 39853 | 462 | A few years ago, this posted... | 100 | Roy Stewart | Jun 20, 2012 | 2012-06-20T16:53:08-0400 | What's also happening is that the best that the mentally deficient around here can do is play the man rather than the ball. |
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