post_id,thread_id,thread_title,post_number,author_username,post_date,post_date_iso,post_body 21916,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,1,Roy Stewart,"Sep 24, 2009",2009-09-24T08:07:19-0400,Finished today ! 21917,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,2,Guest,"Sep 24, 2009",2009-09-24T08:18:12-0400,well shot. 21926,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,3,rapier_96,"Sep 24, 2009",2009-09-24T12:45:28-0400,looks like a variation of the turbo tunnel 21927,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,4,Jook,"Sep 24, 2009",2009-09-24T12:58:50-0400,What is that dial on the front of the board? Does it go up to 11? 21930,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,5,ilparadosso,"Sep 24, 2009",2009-09-24T13:53:56-0400,"Roy, I must say, that is the nicest looking board I've seen you make. (Still not convinced on the tunnel, I'll have to ride one. ) I'd like to see a more complete rocker shot." 21931,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,6,Roy Stewart,"Sep 24, 2009",2009-09-24T14:14:10-0400,"Cheers, the board's heading South at present so here are some shots taken during construction. Image processing. Refresh page to view Image processing. Refresh page to view Image processing. Refresh page to view" 21932,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,7,Komaiaboyz,"Sep 24, 2009",2009-09-24T14:39:18-0400,Nice work. 21935,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,8,PeakMaster,"Sep 25, 2009",2009-09-24T21:49:08-0400,"Jook wrote: What is that dial on the front of the board? Does it go up to 11? Click to expand... Clearly it's either a stick on leash tie, or a special speed sensor for the speed merchant in all surfers." 21936,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,9,Roy Stewart,"Sep 25, 2009",2009-09-24T21:55:04-0400,Image processing. Refresh page to view 21938,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,10,NY Surfer,"Sep 25, 2009",2009-09-24T23:21:12-0400,"Roy Stewart wrote: Image processing. Refresh page to view Click to expand... I thought for sure it would take premium but it could be a vent plug" 21939,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,11,OCSURFER32,"Sep 25, 2009",2009-09-24T23:43:21-0400,"NY Surfer wrote: Roy Stewart wrote: Image processing. Refresh page to view Click to expand... I thought for sure it would take premium but it could be a vent plug Click to expand... Ashtray ?" 21943,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,12,richard tator,"Sep 25, 2009",2009-09-25T03:09:40-0400,"Beautiful, any structural reason you run the deck wood on an angle or is it purely aesthetic?" 21946,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,13,SMUKES,"Sep 25, 2009",2009-09-25T04:32:51-0400,Maybe RK could post it up on Hydrodynamica ... or maybe not. 21947,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,14,Miles,"Sep 25, 2009",2009-09-25T06:01:45-0400,"richard tator wrote: Beautiful, any structural reason you run the deck wood on an angle or is it purely aesthetic? Click to expand... I hear that's the way they lay wood flooring in NZ." 21948,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,15,OCSURFER32,"Sep 25, 2009",2009-09-25T06:02:09-0400,"richard tator wrote: Beautiful, any structural reason you run the deck wood on an angle or is it purely aesthetic? Click to expand... Allows the use of shorter stock with no joints ? maybe" 21949,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,16,Benny,"Sep 25, 2009",2009-09-25T07:31:26-0400,"Nice board. Thread name Fail." 21950,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,17,Roy Stewart,"Sep 25, 2009",2009-09-25T08:13:55-0400,"The deck and bottom are laminated from two layers of 3mm paulownia, the angle of the outer visible layers is partly to do with the direction at which the inner layer crosses the diagonal framing." 22179,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,18,OCSURFER32,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T04:04:19-0400,"Hot out of the Press. Roy pushes out his latest and Greatest Attached files Image processing. Refresh page to view" 22181,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,19,nedsurf,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T04:38:29-0400,"Resolute Synonyms: 1. firm, steadfast, fixed . 2. unwavering After seeing this and Roy's surfing style I now understand how he came to name his board. Man, glad I got that riddle solved. Nice craftmanship, but I probably won't be attending his calender party." 22183,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,20,aloof,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T05:15:15-0400,"hey OC, that brings me to one question, mass production. that's one load i wouldn't want to keep up with and what if it didn't come out the way you wanted it to? that would be painfull." 22185,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,21,Roy Stewart,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T07:29:36-0400,"Haha we don't have 'calender' parties, and indeed have no interest in sponsoring teams of prostitutes or the alcoholic habits of fat Americans !" 22186,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,22,g-coast,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T07:39:49-0400, 22187,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,23,SMUKES,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T07:53:45-0400,Alcoholism and NZed are synonymous fuckwit. 22188,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,24,Roy Stewart,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T07:56:55-0400,Not in our family 22189,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,25,kiwi,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T07:57:06-0400,"Geez boyz, hook ,line and sinka...." 22190,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,26,Roy Stewart,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T08:00:43-0400,"As they do kiwi, as they do. . . .. The board belongs to an American btw" 22191,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,27,SMUKES,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T08:05:51-0400,"This is sport, nothing else. Could anyone take him seriously? I mean, check those rails... No offense Kiwi." 22193,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,28,Roy Stewart,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T08:09:39-0400,"The rails are superb, and the board leaves your bloated noseriders in its wake" 22194,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,29,NJ Longboarder,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T08:15:43-0400,Wow roy......a new all time low for you. I didn't think it was possible. Poor fella. 22195,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,30,Roy Stewart,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T08:19:58-0400,Just be thankful that you don't meet these boards in the water because they make malibu riders all sad and f*cked up 22200,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,31,SMUKES,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T08:53:29-0400,show a side view of the foil. 22203,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,32,dewey,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T09:07:30-0400,"SMUKES wrote: show a side view of the foil. Click to expand... Better yet show a picture of someone noseriding it........ROY." 22204,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,33,Roy Stewart,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T09:12:47-0400,"Noseriding bwahahhaahahahaa we have no interest in such ridiculous posing or the dysfunctional equipment it requires As for the profile, it's wonderfully parallel !" 22206,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,34,Guest,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T09:15:49-0400,"Roy Stewart wrote: Noseriding bwahahhaahahahaa we have no interest in such ridiculous posing or the dysfunctional equipment it requires As for the profile, it's wonderfully parallel ! Click to expand... age or i.q. buddy?" 22209,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,35,Roy Stewart,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T09:20:23-0400,"gnar gnar wrote: Roy Stewart wrote: Noseriding bwahahhaahahahaa we have no interest in such ridiculous posing or the dysfunctional equipment it requires As for the profile, it's wonderfully parallel ! Click to expand... age or i.q. buddy? Click to expand... I'm not your buddy ." 22210,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,36,Guest,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T09:22:50-0400,"Roy Stewart wrote: gnar gnar wrote: Roy Stewart wrote: Noseriding bwahahhaahahahaa we have no interest in such ridiculous posing or the dysfunctional equipment it requires As for the profile, it's wonderfully parallel ! Click to expand... age or i.q. buddy? Click to expand... I'm not your buddy . Click to expand... that may be so...but i love you just the same. we are all one on this fragile planet. I would have thought you were down with that. you seem like the earthy type. the wood and all." 22211,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,37,Roy Stewart,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T09:24:55-0400,"Quite right, I'm just not into having 'buddies'" 22212,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,38,Guest,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T09:27:44-0400,"Roy Stewart wrote: Quite right, I'm just not into having 'buddies' Click to expand... fair enuff, brother." 22217,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,39,Roy Stewart,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T09:40:11-0400,Brother is a word I understand 22219,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,40,dewey,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T09:43:10-0400,"Roy Stewart wrote: Noseriding bwahahhaahahahaa we have no interest in such ridiculous posing or the dysfunctional equipment it requires As for the profile, it's wonderfully parallel ! Click to expand... That's what I thought it's just nice firewood......... Oh and you can stick that middle finger back in its holster your ass." 22221,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,41,Benny,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T09:44:37-0400,"I'm not your friend, buddy. I'm not your buddy, guy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22JIgpBVcF4" 22226,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,42,nedsurf,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T09:59:05-0400,Hey Benny - missed you at SanO. Hope you had good surf up north. 22238,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,43,Roy Stewart,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T10:44:03-0400,"Ah the old firewood joke, perhaps you prefer cold steel made by an American craftsman ? Image processing. Refresh page to view" 22241,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,44,SMUKES,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T10:49:42-0400,"Soooo Gaaaay... you took a picture of yourself, with a sword?" 22243,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,45,SMUKES,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T10:50:49-0400,let the games begin ... anyone... swords... anyone? 22245,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,46,Roy Stewart,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T10:55:52-0400,"SMUKES wrote: Soooo Gaaaay... you took a picture of yourself, with a sword? Click to expand... No, we used a camera Meet the Archangel Falchion by Angus Trim of Seattle" 22246,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,47,SMUKES,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T10:56:44-0400,you miss-fired. 22247,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,48,nicoprout,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T11:06:02-0400,"SMUKES wrote: let the games begin ... anyone... swords... anyone? Click to expand... no sword, but a bow Image processing. Refresh page to view" 22249,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,49,SMUKES,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T11:10:24-0400,"touche. Attached files Image processing. Refresh page to view" 22250,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,50,applekat,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T11:20:19-0400,"oh sulu... Attached files Image processing. Refresh page to view" 22251,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,51,slosurf,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T11:21:10-0400,"Roy Stewart wrote: Ah the old firewood joke, perhaps you prefer cold steel made by an American craftsman ? Image processing. Refresh page to view Click to expand... That's so Middle Earth, Roy." 22253,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,52,SMUKES,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T11:24:31-0400,holy fuck. So much better than I even imagined. 22262,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,53,Guest,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T13:21:13-0400,"Roy Stewart wrote: Ah the old firewood joke, perhaps you prefer cold steel made by an American craftsman ? Image processing. Refresh page to view Click to expand... anybody have any popsicle sticks and wood glue? Attached files Image processing. Refresh page to view" 22263,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,54,Guest,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T13:28:41-0400,"Roy Stewart wrote: SMUKES wrote: Soooo Gaaaay... you took a picture of yourself, with a sword? Click to expand... No, we used a camera Meet the Archangel Falchion by Angus Trim of Seattle Click to expand... Roy Stewart plays Dungeons and Dragons and meets with those people that act out mid-evil battles on the weekends. smukes, you got corrected on what apparatus captured the above image! CLASSIC!! then you got introduced to a sword...by a man with grey in his beard!!!" 22264,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,55,Roy Stewart,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T14:09:24-0400,"Incorrect, I don't meet with any such people, I hit a pell at home." 22265,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,56,JJ the Gooch,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T14:43:34-0400,"! Attached files Image processing. Refresh page to view" 22266,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,57,JJ the Gooch,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T14:44:37-0400,"1 Attached files Image processing. Refresh page to view" 22267,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,58,JJ the Gooch,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T14:47:40-0400,"Roy Board Attached files Image processing. Refresh page to view" 22268,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,59,unfrozencaveman,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T18:09:41-0400,"this is the single best thread i have ever read. thank you. i loved the comments about the prostitutes and alcohol. and then the swords. and cray cray pic of gnar in rebuttle to the awesome swords. and that badass foto that nico posted. best ever. best. ever." 22269,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,60,Roy Stewart,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T18:11:54-0400,"The bonzer was a nice comeback, glad to see that you blokes are still in 'good' form." 22270,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,61,unfrozencaveman,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T18:24:01-0400,"honestly, i am up studying for some crap about the suez canal crisis and other whatever, and this thread just made my 0230 a good time. this is quite a good group of blokes. figured a ride for my ailing board form NJ to VA in thirty minutes after posting a request. two bros are shepherding (no NZ pun intended) her down there to austin, and back up again. best thread ever. nico we got to hook up again for a paddle soon. roy, honestly, great craftsmanship. and i love the rebellion against noseriding. i love the hate. but GC is my brosef, as is gnar. so maybe a bit iffy on the whole whore deal. but whatev. its funny! you know, i just want to say on a personal note that seeing gene and buying his board, and seeing my brother from another mother gnar, and Pat from NJ and Mike behind the bar was such a great time for me. And that my bro JKO came up to gene's party. Man thank you. it was a blast. and those girls were really pretty. later. ufcm" 22271,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,62,unfrozencaveman,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T18:25:56-0400,whoops. wrong thread. sorry for changing the subject. 22272,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,63,Roy Stewart,"Oct 12, 2009",2009-10-12T19:09:30-0400,"No hate, and I'd be pleased to meet any of you. Just giving a rev up, and being a critic as usual. ." 22274,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,64,Chilly Willy,"Oct 13, 2009",2009-10-13T01:04:15-0400,"gnar gnar wrote: Roy Stewart plays Dungeons and Dragons and meets with those people that act out mid-evil battles on the weekends. Click to expand... Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/6/Larping-With-Lightning-Bolt-517374.html" 22275,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,65,CliffDweller,"Oct 13, 2009",2009-10-13T01:35:12-0400,"unfrozencaveman wrote: you know, i just want to say on a personal note that seeing gene and buying his board, and seeing my brother from another mother gnar, and Pat from NJ and Mike behind the bar was such a great time for me. And that my bro JKO came up to gene's party. Man thank you. it was a blast. and those girls were really pretty. later. ufcm Click to expand... I didn't know U were @ the whorefest until I saw the purdy pictures and talked 2 speedbumpfinman the other day. Next time, introduce yaself. cd Attached files Image processing. Refresh page to view" 22277,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,66,Guest,"Oct 13, 2009",2009-10-13T02:02:05-0400,"unfrozencaveman wrote: whoops. wrong thread. sorry for changing the subject. Click to expand... unfrozencaveman, thank you for getting over this way for the party. wouldn't been the same without you." 22278,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,67,unfrozencaveman,"Oct 13, 2009",2009-10-13T02:50:23-0400,"next whorefest i sure will! I am bummed i missed you! you know, i havent forgotten about the ranch. the knee is in good shape. we should make a plan for this winter. i am looking forward to meeting up! CliffDweller wrote: unfrozencaveman wrote: you know, i just want to say on a personal note that seeing gene and buying his board, and seeing my brother from another mother gnar, and Pat from NJ and Mike behind the bar was such a great time for me. And that my bro JKO came up to gene's party. Man thank you. it was a blast. and those girls were really pretty. later. ufcm Click to expand... I didn't know U were @ the whorefest until I saw the purdy pictures and talked 2 speedbumpfinman the other day. Next time, introduce yaself. cd Click to expand..." 22279,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,68,unfrozencaveman,"Oct 13, 2009",2009-10-13T02:51:28-0400,"bro, you rock. what can i say? meeting up always does me good. we should hook up with GC and CD and go to the ranch. gnar gnar wrote: unfrozencaveman wrote: whoops. wrong thread. sorry for changing the subject. Click to expand... unfrozencaveman, thank you for getting over this way for the party. wouldn't been the same without you. Click to expand..." 22280,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,69,Guest,"Oct 13, 2009",2009-10-13T03:07:05-0400,"unfrozencaveman wrote: bro, you rock. what can i say? meeting up always does me good. we should hook up with GC and CD and go to the ranch. gnar gnar wrote: unfrozencaveman wrote: whoops. wrong thread. sorry for changing the subject. Click to expand... unfrozencaveman, thank you for getting over this way for the party. wouldn't been the same without you. Click to expand... Click to expand... SSSHHHHHH!!!! No one knows shi t about the ranch!! you meant to say. you and I CD and GC should go surf a spot CD turns us onto." 22281,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,70,CliffDweller,"Oct 13, 2009",2009-10-13T03:27:37-0400,"gnar gnar wrote: unfrozencaveman wrote: bro, you rock. what can i say? meeting up always does me good. we should hook up with GC and CD and go to the XXXXXXXX. gnar gnar wrote: unfrozencaveman wrote: whoops. wrong thread. sorry for changing the subject. Click to expand... unfrozencaveman, thank you for getting over this way for the party. wouldn't been the same without you. Click to expand... Click to expand... SSSHHHHHH!!!! No one knows shi t about the XXXXXXXXXXX!! you meant to say. you and I CD and GC should go surf a spot CD turns us onto. Click to expand... Not to worry, XXXXXX is toast most swells these days. We'll go to alternate B that is Log/SUP friendly, just south of the hacienda, boat only. B sure and look me up, we'll have to let GC drive. cd Attached files Image processing. Refresh page to view" 22282,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,71,SMUKES,"Oct 13, 2009",2009-10-13T04:02:12-0400,"WAIT WAIT... Okay, I just noticed that in Roy's photos that Roy indeed has NOT JUST ONE NAMED SWORD, but TWO FUCKING NAMED SWORDS and has taken a picture (yes, with a camera Roy) of himself wielding each! I know this thread has went the way of the Viking... Roy... but I just had to point this shit out, it is in fact what I do. WHO HAS TWO SWORDS? WHO NAMES THEM? AND WHO IN GOD""S NAME POSTS PHOTOS OF SELF WITH SAID SWORDS ON THE WEBERNET? Roy Stewart, should we ever meet - and I hope we do, I'm buying you a beer... I'll drink it for you, you can stick to Tea or seawater or melted snow, it's the thought here." 22283,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,72,Benny,"Oct 13, 2009",2009-10-13T04:18:26-0400,"I'm in the middle of reading Pride & Predjudice & Zombies and I'm thinking that Roy might be a reincarnation of the proud & conceited Mr. Darcy. Apparently, his pride came largely from his prowess at dispatching the stricken unmentionables - so much so that he never thought twice about criticizing or offending others. The swords pretty much confirmed it for me. Oceans do seem to be a fairly safe deterrent against zombie attacks (according to World War Z anyway)... unless the plague begins on one's own island nation. Attached files" 22284,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,73,Guest,"Oct 13, 2009",2009-10-13T04:30:53-0400,"CliffDweller wrote: gnar gnar wrote: unfrozencaveman wrote: bro, you rock. what can i say? meeting up always does me good. we should hook up with GC and CD and go to the XXXXXXXX. gnar gnar wrote: unfrozencaveman wrote: whoops. wrong thread. sorry for changing the subject. Click to expand... unfrozencaveman, thank you for getting over this way for the party. wouldn't been the same without you. Click to expand... Click to expand... SSSHHHHHH!!!! No one knows shi t about the XXXXXXXXXXX!! you meant to say. you and I CD and GC should go surf a spot CD turns us onto. Click to expand... Not to worry, XXXXXX is toast most swells these days. We'll go to alternate B that is Log/SUP friendly, just south of the hacienda, boat only. B sure and look me up, we'll have to let GC drive. cd  Click to expand... I would pig the fu(k out of that wave." 22285,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,74,CliffDweller,"Oct 13, 2009",2009-10-13T04:33:44-0400,"gnar gnar wrote: I would pig the fu(k out of that wave. Click to expand... From behind? cd" 22286,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,75,Guest,"Oct 13, 2009",2009-10-13T04:35:49-0400,"CliffDweller wrote: gnar gnar wrote: I would pig the fu(k out of that wave. Click to expand... From behind? cd Click to expand... now i didn't say "" i would fu(k the thing out of that pig""" 22287,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,76,CliffDweller,"Oct 13, 2009",2009-10-13T05:07:53-0400,"gnar gnar wrote: now i didn't say "" i would fu(k the thing out of that pig"" Click to expand... Either way, it's pig-o-lious. Did I mention I was solo all morning at that spot, then moved over to mo' betta spot after the tide started to get fat? cd" 22288,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,77,aloof,"Oct 13, 2009",2009-10-13T05:10:05-0400,i got a piece of salmon in the freezer that i am resolute to eating 22290,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,78,SMUKES,"Oct 13, 2009",2009-10-13T05:24:05-0400,"Claudia and I would like to invite all of you over to watch HIGHLANDER and to play D&D. Roy has dibs on ""GANDELF THE RIDGID."" ""Sleep, Sleep... Sleep .. Death.""" 22291,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,79,aloof,"Oct 13, 2009",2009-10-13T05:27:55-0400,what is D&D? 22292,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,80,applekat,"Oct 13, 2009",2009-10-13T05:32:00-0400,"+3 to smukes: ""...you can stick to Tea or seawater or melted snow.."" ..and +1.5 to aloof: ""...i got a piece of salmon in the freezer that i am resolute to eating.."" HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH awesome...." 22295,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,81,SMUKES,"Oct 13, 2009",2009-10-13T05:47:42-0400,Dorks and Delusions. 22296,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,82,Benny,"Oct 13, 2009",2009-10-13T05:48:10-0400,"Basically, this. Attached files" 22297,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,83,SMUKES,"Oct 13, 2009",2009-10-13T05:58:01-0400,"Benny, Apkat... I believe that I am on to something. Gnar Gnar or is it Roy Blackstoke has perpetrated a complex scheme with which to market his new film JAZZ THE GLASS. In my exhaustive research I have discovered a pseudonym used on-line on several occasions by none other than Mr. Roy Stewart. This name is ""Ssalg Zzaj The Resolute"". For millennia the Free Masons have adopted such names going back to the time of Solomon. I feel I am not safe however... should the... ... . ." 22298,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,84,applekat,"Oct 13, 2009",2009-10-13T06:00:17-0400,"well..whatever the agenda--i'm still going to insist Roy has his fans... ...legions of them... ...and by the looks of those scribbled ""runes""...id say that's DEFINITELY a middle-earth poster... Attached files Image processing. Refresh page to view" 22299,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,85,SMUKES,"Oct 13, 2009",2009-10-13T06:04:35-0400, 22303,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,86,Guest,"Oct 13, 2009",2009-10-13T06:29:16-0400,"CliffDweller wrote: gnar gnar wrote: now i didn't say "" i would fu(k the thing out of that pig"" Click to expand... Either way, it's pig-o-lious. Did I mention I was solo all morning at that spot, then moved over to mo' betta spot after the tide started to get fat? cd Click to expand... FFFUUUUU((((KKK!!!!!" 22305,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,87,Guest,"Oct 13, 2009",2009-10-13T06:30:41-0400,"applekat wrote: well..whatever the agenda--i'm still going to insist Roy has his fans... ...legions of them... ...and by the looks of those scribbled ""runes""...id say that's DEFINITELY a middle-earth poster... Click to expand..." 22306,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,88,Guest,"Oct 13, 2009",2009-10-13T06:32:40-0400,"SMUKES wrote: Benny, Apkat... I believe that I am on to something. Gnar Gnar or is it Roy Blackstoke has perpetrated a complex scheme with which to market his new film JAZZ THE GLASS. In my exhaustive research I have discovered a pseudonym used on-line on several occasions by none other than Mr. Roy Stewart. This name is ""Ssalg Zzaj The Resolute"". For millennia the Free Masons have adopted such names going back to the time of Solomon. I feel I am not safe however... should the... ... . . Click to expand... ""Ssalg Zzaj The Resolute"" !!! EPIC!! I can hear roy saying that over and over again as he is building a 1:2 ratio model castle out of popsicle sticks and wood glue." 22311,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,89,SMUKES,"Oct 13, 2009",2009-10-13T06:39:05-0400,So Awsome. 22313,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,90,log donkey,"Oct 13, 2009",2009-10-13T06:42:04-0400,"SMUKES wrote: So Awsome. Click to expand..." 22315,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,91,Guest,"Oct 13, 2009",2009-10-13T06:44:26-0400,"log donkey wrote: SMUKES wrote: So Awsome. Click to expand... Click to expand... WHAT THE FU(((KKK!!!! EPIC!!!" 22316,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,92,Benny,"Oct 13, 2009",2009-10-13T06:53:00-0400,"WTF? A guy who buys a ninja sword doesn't have a knife to cut the box open and has to use half a scissors? FAIL. ""Its tape"" Attached files" 22318,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,93,Guest,"Oct 13, 2009",2009-10-13T06:54:58-0400,"Benny wrote: WTF? A guy who buys a ninja sword doesn't have a knife to cut the box open and has to use half a scissors? FAIL. ""Its tape"" Click to expand... oooohhhhhh!!!! its SHINEY!!! THATS THE SSHHEEETTTHHH!!" 22321,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,94,Guest,"Oct 13, 2009",2009-10-13T07:04:28-0400,"after re reading Roy's title to inspire me to title my popsicle stick castle thread i realized nothing about an ellipse is parallel. CLASSIC!!" 22325,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,95,applekat,"Oct 13, 2009",2009-10-13T07:18:16-0400,"touche, Benny...that image is awesome." 22326,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,96,applekat,"Oct 13, 2009",2009-10-13T07:19:30-0400,"yeah...we'd better put this here to... dont wanna leave ANYone in the dark with this one. Image processing. Refresh page to view" 22329,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,97,SMUKES,"Oct 13, 2009",2009-10-13T07:30:23-0400,"Gentleman, I believe we have a winner. The ""+5 points"" Jeeezzuz." 22334,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,98,Roy Stewart,"Oct 13, 2009",2009-10-13T08:13:45-0400,Roy doesn't eat crackers . 22335,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,99,applekat,"Oct 13, 2009",2009-10-13T08:17:56-0400,"R...a buttery, flaky Ritz isnt just ANY cracker..." 22336,278,New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail,100,Guest,"Oct 13, 2009",2009-10-13T08:18:43-0400,"Roy Stewart wrote: Roy doesn't eat crackers . Click to expand... Roy talks about Roy in the 3rd person."