{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["99413", "2756", "So.... How old is everyone?", 93, "Mars", "Jul 18, 2016", "2016-07-18T04:15:48-0400", "poidog\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Dear Cadillacsmoothslider and Mars,\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI'm not sure how to say this except to say it.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI think I'm your... grandfather.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSincerely,\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nPoidog\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nAge is nothing but a number, if it makes you feel any better I'm already losing hair and my hairline has disappeared. Haha, but you probably surf much better then me and I'm 19, so that should make you feel good! As long as the stoke is alive and vibes are well, age shouldn't matter! But obviously, I will always respect and cherish the knowledge and advise you all have offered through this forum and appreciate it!"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["99413"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.6676299999526236, "license": "Public Domain"}