{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["99266", "2756", "So.... How old is everyone?", 70, "Mizrachi", "Jul 16, 2016", "2016-07-16T07:00:48-0400", "poidog\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Surfing, though. Surfing makes me wake up at one a.m., like it did yesterday, an hour and a half before the alarm, drive three hours to the shore, arriving so early took a nap in the car before paddling out in pre-dawn dimness, which, at first light, revealed itself to be side-shore slop (okay, whatever), though as the tide dropped and the wind switched off-shore it cleaned up considerably, then became glass, through which rolled knee to thigh peaks, lefts or rights, a perfect summer day, time-lapse showing the beach filling up, lifeguards planting flags, umbrellas, kids screaming, friends in the lineup (recognizable, without glasses, by their boards, \"Bill? Bill! How the f*ck you been?\"), sun rising, steaming off scattered clouds until it was a Tensor lamp, staggered off the beach at 12:30, seven-plus hours of bliss, the only words in the thought bubble above my head being those of gratitude and, without sounding maudlin, a foreshadowing of regret when I can't do this anymore.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tWell said."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["99266"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 1.0268100013490766, "license": "Public Domain"}