{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["99244", "2756", "So.... How old is everyone?", 62, "poidog", "Jul 16, 2016", "2016-07-16T02:37:13-0400", "Here's the funny thing about surfing, for me. Have been obsessed with other sports, wrestling and baseball in particular, to the point where I was able to achieve a certain level of mediocrity (without obsession would've fallen so far short of mediocrity it makes me shudder). Wrestled DIII in college (dog years from II, light years from I; still, won only two more matches than lost, textbook mediocrity, though wouldn't have gone to college otherwise), played baseball until 22, fast-pitch softball (the bomb, once) until 30, slo-pitch until 50. Couldn't get enough of either sport. Now? If I happen to catch an NCAA match while flipping through channels all I can think is, \"What was I thinking?\" and baseball is groundhog day.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSurfing, though. Surfing makes me wake up at one a.m., like it did yesterday, an hour and a half before the alarm, drive three hours to the shore, arriving so early took a nap in the car before paddling out in pre-dawn dimness, which, at first light, revealed itself to be side-shore slop (okay, whatever), though as the tide dropped and the wind switched off-shore it cleaned up considerably, then became glass, through which rolled knee to thigh peaks, lefts or rights, a perfect summer day, time-lapse showing the beach filling up, lifeguards planting flags, umbrellas, kids screaming, friends in the lineup (recognizable, without glasses, by their boards, \"Bill? Bill! How the f*ck you been?\"), sun rising, steaming off scattered clouds until it was a Tensor lamp, staggered off the beach at 12:30, seven-plus hours of bliss, the only words in the thought bubble above my head being those of gratitude and, without sounding maudlin, a foreshadowing of regret when I can't do this anymore."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["99244"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.6763199999113567, "license": "Public Domain"}