{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["8788", "119", "questioning the process", 73, "mro87", "Apr 26, 2007", "2007-04-26T12:36:44-0400", "BoardDesign\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            That's it.... I luv Wham!! So what?? If truth be known, I caught Gene in the shaping room crying to Barry Manilow!!! Usually he wears his I-Pod so you can't hear his Bette Midler or Barbra Streisand O.K.??? Yeah I said it, and that's only the \"B\" section of his I-tunes don't make me go to the \"S's\". You know what I'm talking about!!\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nGot me to laugh outloud on this one!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nPeakmaster wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\"The fact is, MB was right about the ass kissing attitude re: the original post. I don't own a Cooperfish although, I must admit, the ones I have seen look great.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nNow that Moonshadow has joined the discussion, the real ass kissing will start. Hell, there are so many of you on this board that fall all over yourselves to kiss his ass it's just plain silly. He cuts a post short and many of you have s&*t on your noses. I don't give a s&*t what all of your responses are to that, but rest assured I can dredge up all of the ass kissing prior posts.\"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nTrue, very true... but some asses deserve to be kissed  :shock:"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["8788"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.679019998642616, "license": "Public Domain"}