{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["54428", "569", "Surf Cliches that need to die", 99, "dogleg", "Dec 5, 2013", "2013-12-05T10:49:44-0500", "hullogfish\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWade In The Waves\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Stewart surfboards and kooks.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nPeople that think they are true patriots because they wear skinny jeans, and grow a mustache and are hipsters.  Please, serve your country first before acting like you are something.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nYoung surfers taking over all the good breaks with their buddies because they live at home and live off their parents when they are adults.  Some ofus have jobs or would he that good too.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nIs this a shot at Mason?\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nMason Dyer"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["54428"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.6599609987461008, "license": "Public Domain"}