{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["54394", "569", "Surf Cliches that need to die", 73, "Ticowannabe", "Dec 5, 2013", "2013-12-05T05:08:35-0500", "Mango Bill\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhullogfish\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            I used to hate the surfing in hats thing. Smash cut to me being 30, male pattern baldness setting in, and a 34 year old friend getting stuff burned off his skin from going shirtless all the time, I now wear a s&*ty hat on tiny summer days when duck diving isn't a concern. My bald head at 50 will thank me for being a kook, I think.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tIt will and mohs surgery on your scalp sucks big time,take it from someone who has been there,still hate surfing in a hat\n\n\n\nmango bill\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tyep, two mohs surgeries on my face and counting...\n\n\n\nseems we get more response on things we don't like than on things we like on here"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["54394"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.9123999989242293, "license": "Public Domain"}