{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["54388", "569", "Surf Cliches that need to die", 67, "Ticowannabe", "Dec 5, 2013", "2013-12-05T04:55:22-0500", "Me, just about to turn 60...as a full cliche'...\n\n\n\nbig uncool hat, long sleeve rash guard in the tropics...and yes booties...f'n booties...they were booties when used for diving, before they became surf apparel (could hardly call these boots) i don't hate the name but do hate wearing them...i never thought it was possible to have both the sharpest rocks i have ever walked on and the slipperiest rocks be one and the same as it seems impossible to be both...but that's how it is here. \n\n\n\nOh ya and a 7'4 midlength \"funboard\" von sol \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nand it is worth being a cliche kook in full regalia in order to get out in this\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nat least to me it is..you are welcome... in advance... for me not sharing my surfing pics"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["54388"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.8052909997786628, "license": "Public Domain"}