{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["54357", "569", "Surf Cliches that need to die", 43, "SuperKool", "Dec 5, 2013", "2013-12-04T22:24:57-0500", "icecreamheadache\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 People who surf really poorly with gopro mounts on the front of their boards. No, seriously, you will surf a lot better without the extra weight and distraction making you either pearl or miss every wave.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nI dont see why a good surfer would want one either, so boring, but the only people I see with them are kooks anyway."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["54357"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.683248999848729, "license": "Public Domain"}