{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["54333", "569", "Surf Cliches that need to die", 22, "FirstPointEric", "Dec 4, 2013", "2013-12-04T09:49:15-0500", "dogleg\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Not a personal attack. I just can't stand it.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAlso, surfing in hats.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tI don't like that I have to surf with a hat.  Frankly, I have a full head of hair but my forebearers have a predilection towards skin cancer, so a stupid hat is the best thing I can do to keep sun off my face.  I also try to surf with something at least amusing on my noggin.  \nhttp://projectalohahawaii.com/collections/accessories/products/bus-trucker\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI also always put my sunscreen on at least a half hour before I go out and let it soak in so it doesn't sweat out while getting into my suit and/or anticipation of getting into the water.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nEric"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["54333"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.7086400000844151, "license": "Public Domain"}