{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["5242", "70", "2006 San O Weekend", 48, "nedsurf", "Aug 2, 2006", "2006-08-02T15:23:28-0400", "Dawnpatrol\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            I'm definetly going to \"stand down\" for this event until convinced one of you guy's won't piss on my tent* and light it on fire \n.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tI can tell you that I have NEVER had anything to drink that will allow me to light my piss (although now that I think  about  it I've never really tried). So - having said that we can give you your choice of pissing on your tent, or lighting it on fire. Guess you could reverse the sequence and do both. :dude:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nOh-oh,,,,martinis with dinner. Normally faulty thinking process even more impaired. Good night.:zzz:"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["5242"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.7277200002135942, "license": "Public Domain"}