{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["50346", "542", "The Joel Tudor vs. Joe Aaron thing", 65, "FirstPointEric", "Aug 6, 2013", "2013-08-05T23:45:01-0400", "aslbuck\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Joe can clearly surf well, but I'd like to see him try all that HP crap on a true log.  And the \"I-should've-been-a-male-model\" photography in the videos is just so ridiculous and doesn't help make his case.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nWhile I agree with your assessment of him trying to hard, I don't think his boards qualify as HP. He is riding proper logs. He is just doing so with a certain aura of doucheyness.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nYep.  It appears that douchebaggery is his forte.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nEric"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["50346"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.7651699997950345, "license": "Public Domain"}