{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["50326", "542", "The Joel Tudor vs. Joe Aaron thing", 48, "aslbuck", "Aug 5, 2013", "2013-08-05T14:58:09-0400", "Joe can clearly surf well, but I'd like to see him try all that HP crap on a true log.  And the \"I-should've-been-a-male-model\" photography in the videos is just so ridiculous and doesn't help make his case.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nWhile I agree with your assessment of him trying to hard, I don't think his boards qualify as HP. He is riding proper logs. He is just doing so with a certain aura of doucheyness."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["50326"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.9143060015048832, "license": "Public Domain"}