{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["50298", "542", "The Joel Tudor vs. Joe Aaron thing", 24, "RIer", "Aug 5, 2013", "2013-08-05T09:28:06-0400", "run.haole.run\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            the funny/ironic thing about the video is that Joel's surfing is infinitely more pleasing to the eye (to me at least). the video seems to have the opposite effect of that which was intended by its creator.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nJoe's surfing reminds me of those people who can sing technically very well but enunciate every fricking syllable so perfectly that it takes all the soul out of the song.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nlongboard riding is lo-fi analog\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tI thought the exact same thing.  Dude has technical skills without question, but seems to totally miss the point."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["50298"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.5361500006983988, "license": "Public Domain"}