{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["47611", "518", "8' boards", 51, "Latte", "May 24, 2013", "2013-05-24T01:01:31-0400", "NJ Longboarder\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Also, i don't like hulls, twin keels, longboards over 9'6\", loud 4 cylinder cars that sound like lawn mowers, beets, rat rods, skinny jeans on guys, weird names for colors, hot dog burps, etc.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tAmen...I'm with you on all of that except 1 thing...(Long boards over 9'6\") I like the glidy momentum days on occasion.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nNow if you excuse me I have to get ready for this weekend by gamboge tinted 10'2\" twin keel hull loaded on my modified Fiero after I scoff down these wieners and squeeze into the diesel jeans."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["47611"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.7683430012548342, "license": "Public Domain"}