{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["45674", "508", "a note from the source.", 18, "SMUKES", "Mar 13, 2013", "2013-03-13T17:21:09-0400", "Did she remember the pj's? ... I mean, I would. I'd be headed back to the combi parked aside the shed between the bus and the wood pile and be all, \"f#%k, you check his beard?\" And the photographer'd be like \"dude, Rasputin knew we were comin right?\" And Little Dove would bust out a Festus-esque jigg and say \"by gum, you miscreants get offan my property lickitty split now!\" We'd laugh and jump in th'truck and buckle up and I'd mention the plaid PJ's and we would speed off and at some point I'd ask the photog chick if she does coke and she'd be nice but dismissive."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["45674"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.78934399971331, "license": "Public Domain"}