{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["39828", "462", "A few years ago, this posted...", 84, "SuperKool", "Jun 20, 2012", "2012-06-20T11:47:44-0400", "Roy Stewart\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSuperKool\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            And if you wanna claim that your boards or any other board over 10 ft turns better than a thruster then just shut up.  Sorry ya'll, the sake is getting to me.  Commence alcohol lecture from roy...\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nDon't post when drunk.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nyou are mixing apples and pears and oranges... i.e. designer, length, and fin system. Thus your post makes no sense.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAs for turning, mals are tail pivoters, an inherently poor system in my opinion.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tfor god sake at least I only do it once in a while and apparently you're the only one left who is not bored by this site when they're sober...but anyway tail pivoting is inferior why?  it's sure a lot tighter though right?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nand where are the vids/pics of you shooting spray?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nfor those of you who have employed the ignore option, ignore me its ok I've mostly been trying to ignore myself lately too...but I'd take just one of my bodysurfing rides at pleasure monday over roy's crap...so I guess that's a little bit simmonsy for a noserider isn't it roy...me and 99.99999% of surfers are just slaves to propaganda and you've got it all figured out...who'd figure you'd still be a dbag???"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["39828"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.7794099983584601, "license": "Public Domain"}