{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["380239", "24125", "Global warming is fairy science", 93, "C_M", "Oct 28, 2025", "2025-10-28T18:24:46-0400", "sightpoint said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Either you look a lot like him, or that's Terry Richardson in your avatar pic. Yuck.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nA personal insult? What did I ever do to you? I don't even know you."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["380239"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.6142290003481321, "license": "Public Domain"}