{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["376475", "24125", "Global warming is fairy science", 65, "Surfertom", "Oct 9, 2025", "2025-10-09T19:16:10-0400", "PeakMaster said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            The hat and uniform on the recruit are not accurate. No stripe on the pants. The instructor's pant stripe is not depicted accurately as well.\n\n\n\nYou must spend a lot of time jerking off...that much is certain.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nBut, is the tutu the right color?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nST"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["376475"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.7770599986542948, "license": "Public Domain"}