{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["376201", "24125", "Global warming is fairy science", 45, "Stingray", "Oct 8, 2025", "2025-10-08T14:42:29-0400", "bc said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Tides, sea levels, etc. at my surf breaks are the same as 45 years ago.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAnyone else.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nNo, because unfortunately for a lot of folks (or fortunately for you) our planet is not a bathtub.  Science (and gravity) is a bitch.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttps://sealevel.nasa.gov/faq/9/are...a-levels-rising-the-same-all-over-the-world-as-if-were-filling-a-giant-bathtub/\n\n\n\nStay salty bruddahs."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["376201"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.7369499999185791, "license": "Public Domain"}