{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["376125", "24125", "Global warming is fairy science", 29, "bendy", "Oct 8, 2025", "2025-10-08T11:08:38-0400", "Amazon Shipping Options: Overnight, 2-day, or FREE via eco-friendly sailboat Greta Thunberg. I ordered an organic cotton t-shirt, so I selected Greta \"out of principle.\" A month, maybe two passed... Ahoy! Land Ho! She arrived. I forgot what I ordered, snatched the package from her hands ripped it open clearly ignoring Greta's arduous journey. I tried on the shirt, but it wasn't right - damn. I clicked Return. With a blank stare and one foot still aboard the vessel she scanned the QR code [beep!] -- slipped the familiar cardboard box under her arm; \n\n\n\nAnd away,\n\n\n\nShe sailed..."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["376125"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.5198049984755926, "license": "Public Domain"}