{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["36110", "430", "Some stuff I have been working on.", 82, "EcBob", "Feb 13, 2012", "2012-02-13T02:59:22-0500", "What are southerners so proud of anyway?  The south SUCKS in pretty much every respect imho (but it's better than Nebraska I suppose).  I would think that at least the surfers there would be cool and some are but all in all their Ron Jon F350 dixie flag surf culture misses the mark.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tYou are definitely entitled to your opinion, but I think lumping Austin in with the Ron Jon crowd may be a smidge out of context. We do have a Ron Jon culture that is reflected in some  stores here locally however that culture exists everywhere North, South, East, and West to varying degrees, but I don't see Austin in that crowd at all. And most of us dumb non bathing ******** can't afford one of them sweet F350's we gotta settle for lifted F150's with a real nice gun rack to hold our 12 gauge steady when we go rootin"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["36110"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.6069619994377717, "license": "Public Domain"}