{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["336010", "20655", "The Death of Surfing", 83, "Moustache Lou", "Jan 23, 2025", "2025-01-23T00:10:44-0500", "Midlength Fan said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            \"Influencers\", or other look-at-me types who post their sessions on social media and try to \"monetize\" them, are IMHO the lowest firm of parasite.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nLike the girl who went from not surfing to 'surfing pipe' (she didn't REALLY) and lately has been posting clips of herself paddling out at Blacks (and naming the spot very clearly) on days she has absolutely no business paddling out on?  Ok\u2026 ATTEMPTING to paddle out\u2026 because \"My serf coach said I wuz ready!\" :-/"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["336010"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.7105900003807619, "license": "Public Domain"}