{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["335823", "20655", "The Death of Surfing", 55, "paipodude", "Jan 21, 2025", "2025-01-21T16:42:02-0500", "Planktom said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Order of calamitous events that have led us to this point:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n1) The Leash\n\n\n\n2) Cable telly\n\n\n\n3) The Internet\n\n\n\n4) Foam learner boards being 'accepted' en mass as legit waveriding tools\n\n\n\n5) Good wetsuits\n\n\n\n6) 'Home' working\n\n\n\n7) Social media misinformation - 'opinions' become 'facts' if you shout them loud enough\n\n\n\n8) Phone cameras and the associated complications when politely confronting dangerous behaviour\n\n\n\n9) Surf schools/coaching and everyone wanting to monetise their 'passion'. Go and get a proper job.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI'm sure I've missed something, but it's a start.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n10) Loose lips sink ships as the saying goes -- in surf lingo it is some person boasting on social media that \"I like so and so place because it is never crowded.\"\n\n\n\n11) Movies: Gidget, Endless Summer and Blue Crush"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["335823"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.5308409999997821, "license": "Public Domain"}