{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["335713", "20655", "The Death of Surfing", 22, "waveslider", "Jan 20, 2025", "2025-01-20T18:11:54-0500", "The South Bay is already home to the worst waves in California. It was fine when the fuckery was contained to El Porto. 15 years ago I could ride my beach cruiser with board under arm or fins dangling from my handlebars from 35th in MB to RAT and pick whatever close out peak I wanted and 90% of them would be solo sessions including Topaz/Sapphire. Now those close out peaks are inundated with adult learners from Michigan and kids that have no respect.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nOh well, I still try and have fun."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["335713"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.6850099998700898, "license": "Public Domain"}