{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["32460", "395", "Olo of the Sun at Museum of Arts and Design in NYC.", 62, "Roy Stewart", "Aug 22, 2011", "2011-08-22T08:33:40-0400", "Village People Cowboy\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nRoy Stewart\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nLatte\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nVillage People Cowboy\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nLatte\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\njscottk\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Nj Longboarder beat me too it\n\n\n\nIf your looking for transport to a close NYC break\n\n\n\nI have a truck, full camera set up and the time to shoot it.\n\n\n\nI'm not going to lie, I do not see the functionality of your work.\n\n\n\nBut I can be impartial and let a test be a test.\n\n\n\nHere is a chance to prove it on a worlds stage.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tIf this goes down I would love to come on down and try it.\n\n\n\nI'll roast some fresh coffee for the event.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tRoy won't let it happen.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tLets wait and see...I always wanted to try one of his shapes. \n\n\n\nI would love it if He did have something up here for folks to try.\n\n\n\nI personally would go to New York, and bring it to the major shops in New England for demo for folks to try and video doc the whole thing...Thats an official offer BTW Roy...\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nThankyou very much for the offer and also to the other members here who have offered to ride the board, the short answer is that we'll have to see what happens as I have a feeling that the board will sell during the exhibition.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nOh Roy! It won't sell: art collectors won't pay that kind of money unless Daemon Hirsch puts diamonds on it and a surfer won't pay more that a couple of hundred bucks for it because it is, frankly, and unworkable piece of sh*t.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nBut I'll tell you what I'll do fo ya, baby cakes: I'll give you a $100.00 US for is, shipped. I am building a deck and I need a ten foot bar top for the tiki bar. You can keep the extra 3 feet!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nDeal?\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nI'll do you a deal: when the board sells as it will I'll send you a hat made of marzipan so that you can 'eat your hat' without choking to death."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["32460"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.7140099987736903, "license": "Public Domain"}