{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["32446", "395", "Olo of the Sun at Museum of Arts and Design in NYC.", 48, "Roy Stewart", "Aug 22, 2011", "2011-08-22T07:59:04-0400", "Village People Cowboy:  the extreme bitterness  caused by the news of the exhibition has led to such untimely haste in your latest attempt to spread lies and misinformation regarding my boards and intentions that you have forgotten to wear your gay status on your sleeve via the usual incessant trail of gutter humour... congratulations on that score !\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Ghost 13 footer is available to be ridden and has been ridden in the past few weeks by Donald B and Duncan C in Hawaii. More water action will follow.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThere's one reason and one reason only for the confidence I have I these boards: their success in the water ... they are in my opinion light years ahead of mainstream longboards in that regard.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nBy the way your claim that we have been merely invited to submit a proposal by the museum's curator is incorrect, the offer is firm and has been accepted by ourselves, there is a contract.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["32446"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.589409999520285, "license": "Public Domain"}