{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["32439", "395", "Olo of the Sun at Museum of Arts and Design in NYC.", 43, "Village People Cowboy", "Aug 22, 2011", "2011-08-22T05:07:12-0400", "Latte\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nVillage People Cowboy\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nLatte\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\njscottk\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Nj Longboarder beat me too it\n\n\n\nIf your looking for transport to a close NYC break\n\n\n\nI have a truck, full camera set up and the time to shoot it.\n\n\n\nI'm not going to lie, I do not see the functionality of your work.\n\n\n\nBut I can be impartial and let a test be a test.\n\n\n\nHere is a chance to prove it on a worlds stage.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tIf this goes down I would love to come on down and try it.\n\n\n\nI'll roast some fresh coffee for the event.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tRoy won't let it happen.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tLets wait and see...I always wanted to try one of his shapes. \n\n\n\nI would love it if He did have something up here for folks to try.\n\n\n\nI personally would go to New York, and bring it to the major shops in New England for demo for folks to try and video doc the whole thing...Thats an official offer BTW Roy...\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nJust as night follows day, Roy will never again let one of his creations be subjected to scrutiny by a real surfer. That \"wood\" take him from the protection of his \"Roy Stewart Bubble\" and in to the real world where function is as valued as much, if not more, than form. For behind that bearded bravado and underneath that gorgeous tunic, resides a frightened little man-child in need of comforting, a shower and a hug. Come on, Royboy, it will be alright. Let me give you a hug, you smelly poser!"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["32439"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.5530090020329226, "license": "Public Domain"}