{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["300765", "17503", "You can have one glider.", 86, "shadydave", "Dec 20, 2023", "2023-12-20T13:52:04-0500", "WillieP said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Ha, you just want the wrong ones (lol).  You do have dibs on one, but as my favorite singer songwriter said \"Waiting is the hardest part\".\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nWillie I believe that means we want the right ones.  I'm a true believer of patience is a virtue and good things will come to those who wait."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["300765"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.9220100000675302, "license": "Public Domain"}