{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["289837", "16537", "Learning to accept that you don't rip", 53, "Warchild", "Aug 16, 2023", "2023-08-15T23:08:51-0400", "Cuttlefish said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Video your partner wearing her favourite, most expensive shoes or handbag. Did it make her look like a famous celebrity or super model?\n\n\n\nIt's all about how it makes one feel.\n\n\n\nFor those who would like a non video apparatus to guage your surfing let me introduce you to the analogue version: The Hootometer!\n\n\n\nWhen you're riding a wave and the other surfers in the water are hooting you...or being deathly silent one can use this as a measure.\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nShe constantly videos me in my favourite heels and handbag, and you are right, she aint buying my model vibe."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["289837"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.648170000204118, "license": "Public Domain"}