{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["289546", "16537", "Learning to accept that you don't rip", 29, "Cuttlefish", "Aug 12, 2023", "2023-08-12T18:11:28-0400", "Warchild said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            And when your partner has taken that video while looking onward in dispare its ultra painful.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nVideo your partner wearing her favourite, most expensive shoes or handbag. Did it make her look like a famous celebrity or super model?\n\n\n\nIt's all about how it makes one feel.\n\n\n\nFor those who would like a non video apparatus to guage your surfing let me introduce you to the analogue version: The Hootometer!\n\n\n\nWhen you're riding a wave and the other surfers in the water are hooting you...or being deathly silent one can use this as a measure."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["289546"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.7083499986038078, "license": "Public Domain"}