{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["26815", "330", "OIL ON THE BEACH", 95, "PeakMaster", "Jun 14, 2010", "2010-06-14T10:50:46-0400", "Saltydog\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Put down the bottle Peak.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nSorry Sd...On this one, to me, it's a given that BP are corporate criminals and their D&O insurance should not be able to cover this f#%kup. HOWEVER, where BP....the knuckleheaded,assclown,Keystone cops outfit that they are proving themselves to be  daily...Obama as the leader of the most powerful country in the free world has done nothing, zero,zed,goose egg...to manage this environmental nightmare in any way. When industry fails as it has here, we have to look to government to lead the way. Well all that \"hope and change\" has done nothing for us.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI guess the speech tomorrow night will serve to make us all feel a lot better...as penguins fry in the sun with their new coat of oil. Yeah, I'll say it again. Obama is an asshole and an oil company croney as much, maybe more then Bush.f#%k him and his do nothing administration. This is an outrage. The only benefit is that it will destin him to be a one term loser....thank God for that but at what price?Oh and by the way, Smukes, you have the IQ of a domestic pet and the attention span a of gnat. Be careful crossing the street and breathing at the same time. It will tax your system with potentially fatal results."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["26815"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.48395399971923325, "license": "Public Domain"}