{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["26793", "330", "OIL ON THE BEACH", 73, "SMUKES", "Jun 13, 2010", "2010-06-13T06:04:25-0400", "http://uk.video.yahoo.com/watch/1963592\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe sketch was clearly shining a big bright light on British Petroleum's ineptitude and was to me... to me, FUNNY. That's what comedy is supposed to do guys. By exclaiming \"that's not funny\" you're really saying, \" you have no right to get involved in such serious matters with your pithy little clips.\" I call bullshit. Further, your statements imply an earnestness on your part that I do not share and again, I call bullshit."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["26793"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.6404939995263703, "license": "Public Domain"}