{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["26693", "330", "OIL ON THE BEACH", 15, "KevinJ", "Jun 4, 2010", "2010-06-04T10:36:44-0400", "Whoooo Hoooooo thanks BP! \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nTomorrow instead of surfing P'cola or Navarre I'm going to burn some gas (isn't that ironic) and head east to find a good breaking wave just so I don't have to worry about getting slimed by some freaking tar ball.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nFortunately for me I have had the pleasure of surfing in Newport Beach and have had to clean Oil/Tar of my feet, board, and wetsuit before so if I encounter your crap further east know I what to do! \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSomeone needs to go to jail over this! I hope the Emmer Effer who decided to take the shortcuts was one of those 11 that lost their life. Probably not but you can always hope! Lets see safety vs $$$, doing whats right vs $$$? aw ef lets go with $$$.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nFunny thing dumbass you just cost your Co. Billions! \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nYeah I'm pissed!"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["26693"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.6537200024467893, "license": "Public Domain"}