{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["264545", "14363", "This is the guy that advertises breaks in NJ", 76, "WillieP", "Nov 3, 2022", "2022-11-03T19:49:25-0400", "PeakMaster said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            I win. It's been decided. The guy is a douchebag hipster type. The silly, shitass beard and hat to hide the hair loss are clear clues. He's an asshole. This ain't goin' away anytime soon.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n Peak, now that's where I throw the flag.  Wearing a hat to hide abnormally high forehead due to hair loss does not make one an asshole \n."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["264545"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.7385700009763241, "license": "Public Domain"}