{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["263771", "14363", "This is the guy that advertises breaks in NJ", 15, "KDenning", "Oct 26, 2022", "2022-10-26T11:05:33-0400", "PeakMaster said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            He will be hunted. In fact, I'm on a mission. Back up appreciated.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nThis guy can't actually be that difficult to find, right?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWhat are you going to do when you catch him? Hold him down and kiss him? Make him promise to stop making YouTube videos? Lol\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHe clearly doesn't give a shit about disclosing where he's surfing. I'm legitimately curious about what it would take to influence him to stop creating this kind of content.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nDraw a big dick and balls on his truck windows and he'll make a video about it. Get in his face and rough him up - chances are the drone that's filming him will get that too and he'll make a click bait \"LOCALISM AT ITS WORST\" video.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI don't know what your angle is here besides whining about it and getting his videos more views."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["263771"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.6611399985558819, "license": "Public Domain"}