{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["223500", "11440", "Molded, Reverse Engineered, Handshaped by One Only...WHAT IS ACCEPTABLE TO YOU?", 101, "Bruce Fowler", "Oct 15, 2021", "2021-10-15T12:32:52-0400", "Too funny.\n\n\n\nI doubt there are 30 million surfers worldwide.\n\n\n\nI don't know who or how we could fact check that.\n\n\n\nSurfing is far different from how I remember it growing up.\n\n\n\nNot saying that is good nor bad, just different as how many things have changed whether  in sports\n\n\n\nor lifestyle.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAnd yes, surfboards have always been known as the 'loss leader' in retail stores because they take the most\n\n\n\nspace netting the least profit.  Rusty was quoted once saying the most detrimental element to the whole surfboard\n\n\n\nindustry is \"the bro deal\".\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI'd like to get a bro deal on my dental work, from my auto mechanic, or legal counsel.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nActually maybe I did......... years ago I had a whole network of barter with those same people.... and then some.\n\n\n\nAnd it was always nice, while having 'the Underground' in the old radon boatyard, that one of my regulars\n\n\n\nwould bring me some fish, lobster or abalone as a tip and thank you for making them sleds."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["223500"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.7476600003428757, "license": "Public Domain"}