{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["223010", "11440", "Molded, Reverse Engineered, Handshaped by One Only...WHAT IS ACCEPTABLE TO YOU?", 36, "Bruce Fowler", "Oct 11, 2021", "2021-10-11T12:11:07-0400", "miscreant said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            This thread was designed to be a shit storm of subjectivity.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nOpinions are like assholes, everyone has one......... get it out, get it all out...... let 'er rip.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nF'kd up people decide to become therapists & charge sh-tloads of money for sitting there listening to other fk'd up people.  Welcome to the world.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI'm not even charging for this therapy."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["223010"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 1.3041300007898826, "license": "Public Domain"}