{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["22283", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 72, "Benny", "Oct 13, 2009", "2009-10-13T04:18:26-0400", "I'm in the middle of reading \nPride & Predjudice & Zombies\n and I'm thinking that Roy might be a reincarnation of the proud & conceited Mr. Darcy.  Apparently, his pride came largely from his prowess at dispatching the stricken unmentionables - so much so that he never thought twice about criticizing or offending others.  The swords pretty much confirmed it for me.  Oceans do seem to be a fairly safe deterrent against zombie attacks (according to \nWorld War Z\n anyway)... unless the plague begins on one's own island nation.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAttached files"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["22283"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.8176350020221435, "license": "Public Domain"}