{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["215883", "10983", "Have boards got even more expensive in the past couple months?", 73, "SMUKES", "Aug 6, 2021", "2021-08-06T00:30:03-0400", "miscreant said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            This highlights the subjective nature of \"good\" surfboard.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nIt seems a fair metric to measure a good surfboard is: one you enjoy the feeling of when riding.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSo... there is that.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nOne man's trash is another man's treasure, or something.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nOther metrics of \"good\" surfboard:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n1) Kool aid guy made it\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n2) It's shiny\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n3) influencers think it's good\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nA good surfboard is like porn, I know it when I see it."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["215883"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.5810270013171248, "license": "Public Domain"}