{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["208265", "10448", "Cities to Surf and raise a family in that are somewhat affordable?", 80, "PeakMaster", "May 25, 2021", "2021-05-24T20:21:17-0400", "Sax-son said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Who cares what you think? There is enough info on here for the OP to get a clue on. Everybody here knows the beach property is way past most folks ability to purchase it.  He will inevitable have to come up his plan B. Unfortunately, the only clown I see on this particular thread is you.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nHe certainly does have enough info.  Nothing you contributed with your anecdotal horseshit and storytelling helped though. Or the other asswipes telling him to move to Costa Rica or some other 3rd world shithole with young kids and a wife you dumbshit. \n\n\n\nKeep those cards and letters comin' sweet pea!"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["208265"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.7211600004666252, "license": "Public Domain"}