{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["208251", "10448", "Cities to Surf and raise a family in that are somewhat affordable?", 77, "Sax-son", "May 24, 2021", "2021-05-24T19:25:55-0400", "PeakMaster said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Clowns still not getting it.\n\n\n\nReality check: unless you can leverage a million plus and sustain it as in a mortgage...or pay cash, you ain't owning property within walking distance(1 mile or less)of the beach. Not on the west coast and not on the east coast. That's just a fact that's not going away in anyone who is reading this  lifetime.\n\n\n\nAll the reminiscing, nostalgia, anecdotes of Aunt Connie owning this place 4 decades ago or whatever the fuck, are memories irrelevant to the OP's question.\n\n\n\nEither you have the scrilla by whatever means, you inherit, or you bought at the right time( as fate would have it for me)...you need to come up with a plan B.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nWho cares what you think? There is enough info on here for the OP to get a clue on. Everybody here knows the beach property is way past most folks ability to purchase it.  He will inevitable have to come up his plan B. Unfortunately, the only clown I see on this particular thread is you."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["208251"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.7350770029006526, "license": "Public Domain"}