{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["193808", "605", "Bonzers. Why?", 308, "2847", "Jan 7, 2021", "2021-01-06T19:26:48-0500", "Surfnfish said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Ordered a custom Bonzer from Malcolm years back, made me a beauty.  Just didn't didn't click with it, however, so off it went on a south bound train to it's CL buyer... which turned out to be Hankster, who gave it a big thumbs up.\n\n\n\nBoards and women...you can't tell how their going to work for ya until you go over the ledge...\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nAgreed; I've never clicked with a bonzer until I got my 10'6\" B5 glider. Somehow it makes more sense to me in the longest design possible than with other standard models, aside from the Russ Short."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["193808"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.5191789969103411, "license": "Public Domain"}