{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["1893", "28", "10' Tyler Craftsman Zeke", 63, "little AL", "Oct 19, 2005", "2005-10-19T03:22:56-0400", "Like I said my wife does not thing I'm funny. So I try and get my  jokes off some were else, and that is all I try and got off some were  else. So you have nothing to hold aganest  me, except that you did  let me use your chairs for the SanO weekend, and for that I do o you a  wave. Come up and see me some time, I do have a chair you can use, and  a wave I will let you ride in front of me.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nnedsurf\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nlittle AL\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            I was wondering if she could take them out? I may be looking for a new wife.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tAl - would it be safe to say that your \"current\" wife doesn't read this  forum? I just may have to save this thread in case I need a favor in  the future.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nJason - buy it, we are all on the edge of our seats. This is sort of like my dating days, lot's of foreplay but no climax.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand..."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["1893"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.47560800157953054, "license": "Public Domain"}