{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["168743", "7935", "Uplifting, Spirited Corona Post...What are YOU doing?", 61, "Surfnfish", "Mar 24, 2020", "2020-03-24T11:00:05-0400", "PeakMaster said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            If you think for a second,  no one caught your little pussy ass political innuendo nonsense think again old man. You're dumber than most of us thought. For the record ...shut the fuck up with the \"O dark thirty\" bullshit too. Phoney ass.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nSpewmaster, you bile spewing pink panty wearing macho dilletante, DP is as core to the bone a surfer as it gets, well respected throughout the PNW  \n\n\n\nYou ?  you're the opposite of a core surfer, just an ass clown of an internet bully who happens to own surfboards...so on behalf of DP and everyone else on this forum sic of your macho b.s. - FUK OFF OUTTA HERE!!!"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["168743"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.5329060004441999, "license": "Public Domain"}