{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["16811", "215", "The best Cooperfish ever?", 87, "MonkeyBoy", "Aug 11, 2008", "2008-08-11T05:17:10-0400", "OldSurferDude\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nMonkeyBoy\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nOldSurferDude\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            I'm more of a \"F'em if they can't take a joke\" sort of a guy (is that why I'm so lonely?)\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nNo, this is why....\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\"I'm inviting friends to 'blow me' regularly.\"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nFYI... that was a joke\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tNo problem.  I work on the assumption everyone here is screwing around with each other.  If you can't have fun, what's the point?\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nExactly"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["16811"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.5531500009965384, "license": "Public Domain"}