{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["16714", "215", "The best Cooperfish ever?", 53, "BillyBob", "Aug 7, 2008", "2008-08-07T02:52:07-0400", "tentoesed\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            As for Monkey Boy, I think he's from Jersey, or thereabouts, and THOSE guys all seem to have anal regions that are all kinda' festered up for one reason or another. They're all kinda' an ornery bunch but I think he really is a pretty good chap.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tAck - Monkey Toy is OK.  He's just been playing with PeakMeister too long.  Now, anytime you chat too long about Coops or Bings, he'll go off on ya.  Just watch out for the spray...:shock:"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["16714"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.8521310010110028, "license": "Public Domain"}